Last time I checked, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (two people I fucking hate admitting I find gorgeous) were “consciously uncoupling” or some other stupid shit. But since their separation announcement, bitches have been acting more like a couple than they have in years.
Right before they announced their split, they showed up together at the Golden Globes (they never do awards show shit together! And, ugh, they looked fucking perfect), and since then they’ve vacationed together, acting all touchy feely at Robert Downey Jr.’s birthday party, and, GET THIS, they’re still living together!! WHAT THE HELL?!