With Katy Perry dumping John Mayer’s douchey ass this week, I was hoping the flood gates would open and a ton more celebrities would end their crappy relationships.? However, instead of following suit and losing the?185 pounds of talentless creeper dick she’s been carrying around, Mila Kunis has decided to gain 2 ounces on her left hand and get engaged to Ashton Kutcher.
So who is going to put together the pool for when these two blow up Hiroshima style, if they even make it down the aisle at all? Because I got $50 on 11 months of marriage, with some bonus money on Kutcher’s naked ass ending up all over the National Enquirer with some Hooter’s waitress.