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Hugh Hefner Keen To Point At His Own Crotch And Shout ‘I Use It All The Time And Not Just For Doing A Toilet’

by Mof Gimmers

Hugh Hefner is not a happy man. Is it because he sincerely thought Crystal Harris was his true love and there was genuine shock and misery at her jilting him at the altar, before going on to say nasty things about his prowess in the bedroom? Or is it because his male pride is taking [...]

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Crystal Harris Never Saw Hugh Hefner Naked (So Let Us Show You Then)

by Mof Gimmers

We were all pretty shocked when Crystal Harris decided to ditch Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner, just days before she was due to walk up the altar. They seemed like such a lovely couple. Perfect for each other in fact! Alas, it wasn’t to be and us mere mortals were denied the greatest love story ever [...]

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Nicole Scherzinger Doesn’t Like Lewis Hamilton Enough To Warrant Marriage

by Mof Gimmers

Nicole Scherzinger not only has a surname that’s really annoying to type out because it’s both long and tricky, but she’s also determined to break poor little Lewis Hamilton’s 8 year old motor racing heart. Why? She’s refusing to marry him. Refusing point blank and in public. What a nasty, nasty piece of work the [...]

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Hugh Hefner Surely Invented A Cloning Machine

by Amy Grindhouse

Hugh Hefner has invented a cloning machine. We’re presupposing as much because yet another girlfriend has been added to Hugh’s arsenal of glorified ladies of the night. Ever heard of November 2011 Playboy Playmate Shera Bechard? No? Us neither. A little too old for his tastes, we think, Shera is the 27-year-old new girlfriend of [...]

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Hugh Hefner Has Moved On To Anonymous, Replaceable Woman #24

by Michael Park

It takes a lot of work to be described as a legend. You have to be dedicated to what you do and do it well for years of your life. Eventually, your achievement is such that your creation will be on any imaginable number of products that make less and less sense. Imagine your logo [...]

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Shock As Hugh Hefner’s Impending Marriage To Crystal Harris Doesn’t Work Out

by Mof Gimmers

In perhaps the most shocking news of… well… an entire generation of human beings, Hugh Hefner’s relationship with Crystal Harris is over. Who would have ever thought that those two – one a similar age to fossil fuels, the other a 25 year old with dollar signs in her eyes – wouldn’t work out? And [...]

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Britney Spears Gets Engaged Again, Proving Her Love Of Wedding Cake And Bad Buffets

by Mof Gimmers

You may think of Britney Spears as some kind of pop-star who made a handful of decent records (backed by astonishing, saccharine dross), but really, she’s a wedding machine. She’s in danger of being remembered like Liz Taylor – Mad as a hatter and a loft filled with wedding dresses. That’s right! Ol’ Britters is [...]

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Fearne Cotton Splits With Her Fiance After He Realises How Ghoulish She Is

by Mof Gimmers

The year is 2011AD and no-one has quite managed to work out what the point of Fearne Cotton is. Even her BBC bosses think she’s useless, but they persist in hiring her under the misguided notion that she appeals to Ver Yoof of Britain. Even they hate her. Still, at least Fearne has someone to [...]

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Muses Matt Bellamy Gets Engaged, Destined To Become A Fully Blown Girls Blouse

by Matthew Laidlow

Mass hysteria often follows bands around, and we’re sure that Muse are no different. After playing in shopping centres around the world, they must be getting annoyed by autograph requests from cleaners and security guards. And Glenn Beck. This comes despite the fact they have never really come up with any genre defying ideas of [...]

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Hugh Hefner’s Bride To Wear Pink At The Classiest Wedding In History

by Mof Gimmers

Hugh Hefner is old so it is funny that he’s getting married, especially given that his wife-to-be is roughly 6000 years younger than him. It gives us the opportunity to snigger at the potential bedroom antics of the newlyweds, with Hef trying to develop enough moisture to cry as his erection fails him once more. [...]

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