by Stuart Heritage
Bob Marley movies are a lot like buses – you wait hours for one then two come at once, plus if you go on one late at night a creepy drunk man will sit next to you and try to stroke your knee.
We’ve forgotten what our point was now – something about Bob Marley trying to stroke our knee, we think.
No, it’s all coming back now – there are two Bob Marley movies on the way, except that they’re coming out so close together that an almighty scrap has kicked off about who gets to use Bob Marley’s songs. Honestly, they should just flip for it – winner gets Redemption Song, loser gets Craven Choke Puppy. Simple.
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by Stuart Heritage
The trailer for the new Incredible Hulk movie has been released, and what it lacks in destructive abstract wads of emotion it makes up for with SMAAASH!
However, let’s not get too excited about The Incredible Hulk because reports are coming in that Incredible Hulk star Edward Norton and Incredible Hulk studio Marvel are clashing over the final edit, and things are getting so frosty that the movie’s success might be jeopardised by the feud.
We don’t know the details, but given that it’s an Incredible Hulk movie, we hope the winner is the side who wants to do away with dialogue, narrative, female characters and feelings and just have two hours of the Hulk headbutting petrol tankers into fleets of exploding helicopters. And we think we pretty much speak for everyone here.
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