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VIDEO: Chris Martin Takes Rage Out Of His Lyrics, Places It On Some Guy

by Shawn Lindseth

We here at hecklerspray have a dream, and that dream includes two powerful fists, and shoes with spikes on the top & springs on the bottom. It's for jumping and jabbing. We're tough now, you see, and once we prove our manhood via physical combat in malls with random passer-bys, the Drudge Report might take [...]

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Britney Spears In Hospital After K-Fed Custody Row

by Stuart Heritage

Britney Spears has been taken to hospital on a stretcher following a fight between Britney and Kevin Federline.

Details are a little vague at the moment, but it seems as though police were called to the home of Britney Spears a few hours ago because she was refusing to hand her children over to Kevin Federline at the time appointed by their custody case and a dispute had broken out.

Not that it was just the police that turned up, though – in total it’s reported that six police cars, some ambulances, fire tucks and a police helicopter also showed up too. Just as well, because Britney Spears was apparently found to be under the influence of an unknown substance. As such, paramedics have recently removed Britney Spears from her home conscious on a stretcher and taken her to a nearby hospital for ‘medical evaluation’ while Kevin Federline looks after the children.

It all sounds worryingly serious, and the last thing that Britney needs now that her lawyer has just quit, but don’t panic too much – it’s claimed that Britney Spears still managed to flip off the paparazzi from her stretcher, which we’re taking as her way of telling us that she’ll be just fine.

We’ll no doubt have more on this when things firm up.

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Britney Spears Wheeled Out Of House After Refusing To Turn Over Kids: Reports – MTV

Britney Spears has been taken to hospital on a stretcher following a fight between Britney and Kevin Federline. Details are a little vague at the moment, but it seems as though police were called to the home of Britney Spears a few hours ago because she was refusing to hand her children over to Kevin Federline at the time appointed by their custody case and a dispute had broken out. Not that it was just the police that turned up, though - in total it's reported that six police cars, some ambulances, fire tucks and a police helicopter also showed up too. Just as well, because Britney Spears was apparently found to be under the influence of an unknown substance. As such, paramedics have recently removed Britney Spears from her home conscious on a stretcher and taken her to a nearby hospital for 'medical evaluation' while Kevin Federline looks after the children. It all sounds worryingly serious, and the last thing that Britney needs now that her lawyer has just quit, but don't panic too much - it's claimed that Britney Spears still managed to flip off the paparazzi from her stretcher, which we're taking as her way of telling us that she'll be just fine. We'll no doubt have more on this when things firm up. Read more: Britney Spears Wheeled Out Of House After Refusing To Turn Over Kids: Reports - MTV
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Vince Vaughn Vs Reese Witherspoon: Fight!

by Stuart Heritage

Not content with making one shoddy Christmas movie in his lifetime, Vince Vaughn has signed up to star in forthcoming festive blockbuster Four Christmases with Reese Witherspoon – a woman who he’s not exactly BFFs with.

It’s been reported that Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon keep clashing on the set of Four Christmases, thanks to Reese’s insistance that each scene is planned and perfected in advance being at direct odds with Vince Vaughn’s preference to just roll up at the last minute and yammer stuff off the top of his head. One thing’s for sure – Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn had better fall in line pretty quickly and decide whether they want Four Christmases to be hammy and overacted or lame and half-hearted, because if they’re both pulling in different directions then the movie runs the very real risk of being neither of those things at all.

Not content with making one shoddy Christmas movie in his lifetime, Vince Vaughn has signed up to star in forthcoming festive blockbuster Four Christmases with Reese Witherspoon - a woman who he's not exactly BFFs with. It's been reported that Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon keep clashing on the set of Four Christmases, thanks to Reese's insistance that each scene is planned and perfected in advance being at direct odds with Vince Vaughn's preference to just roll up at the last minute and yammer stuff off the top of his head. One thing's for sure - Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn had better fall in line pretty quickly and decide whether they want Four Christmases to be hammy and overacted or lame and half-hearted, because if they're both pulling in different directions then the movie runs the very real risk of being neither of those things at all.
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Snapper Sues Pierce Brosnan For Car Park Rumble

by Stuart Heritage

If Pierce Brosnan ever punched you in the chest, chances are you’d feel a small amount of emotional pain – as you would if you were beaten up by any old man who looks like he smells of treated leather and Old Spice.

But enough emotional pain to sue Pierce Brosnan? Photographer Robert Rosen seems to think so. Following a bewilderingly petty shoving match in a Los Angeles car park in October that variously included a rib-punch, a stomach-kick and the immortal line “Why don’t you get a real fucking job?” Robert Rosen is now suing Pierce Brosnan for ‘severe physical and emotional pain and injuries’. Needless to say, there’d have been a lot less emotional pain if Robert Rosen was beaten up in a car park by Daniel Craig, but Pierce Brosnan? Christ, that’s so 1998.

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Julia Roberts Vs Angelina Jolie: The Girl-On-Girl Verbal Catfight

by Stuart Heritage

Now, ask any man who lives in the past to name two actresses that he’d like to see have a bit of a wrestle in a mud-filled paddling pool and, after some heavy prompting, there’s a chance he might say Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie.

That wouldn’t happen now, though – nobody in their right mind would want to see the scrawny adopting lady and the middle-aged woman with the horse’s mouth do anything even vaguely erotic – but it isn’t stopping Julia Roberts from getting all bitchy about Angelina Jolie. According to reports, Julia Roberts hates Angelina Jolie and says she could have easily done a better job at A Mighty Heart than Angelina – something that we’d be inclined to agree with. After all, Angelina Jolie really didn’t explore the goofy, fun-loving, spontaneously-laughing-out-loud side of Marianne Pearl when she went on the harrowing journey through Pakistan to track down her dead husband as well as we’d have liked.

Now, ask any man who lives in the past to name two actresses that he'd like to see have a bit of a wrestle in a mud-filled paddling pool and, after some heavy prompting, there's a chance he might say Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie. That wouldn't happen now, though - nobody in their right mind would want to see the scrawny adopting lady and the middle-aged woman with the horse's mouth do anything even vaguely erotic - but it isn't stopping Julia Roberts from getting all bitchy about Angelina Jolie. According to reports, Julia Roberts hates Angelina Jolie and says she could have easily done a better job at A Mighty Heart than Angelina - something that we'd be inclined to agree with. After all, Angelina Jolie really didn't explore the goofy, fun-loving, spontaneously-laughing-out-loud side of Marianne Pearl when she went on the harrowing journey through Pakistan to track down her dead husband as well as we'd have liked.
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Lily Allen Vs Radiohead: The Fight We’ve All Been Waiting For

by Matthew Laidlow

We’ve all made the occasional balls-up. In some instances, it can be quite comical. You know, like that time when you accidentally gave you peanut allergy-suffering uncle a Reese’s cup? How all the family laughed down in A&E as he had his stomach pumped so he could live a few more months!

However, sometimes a mistake can be quite costly and leave multiple people in the shit. Look at Katie & Peter Unleashed. The commissioner must literally want to encase himself in cement as he has to witness two human pieces of plastic talking shit for an hour week after week. So we must spare a thought for the not-so working class Lily Allen who tried to come over all clever and intelligent when she tried to have a pop at Radiohead. She must be trying to practise slagging off other people for her new rubbish chat show.

We’ve all made the occasional balls-up. In some instances, it can be quite comical. You know, like that time when you accidentally gave you peanut allergy-suffering uncle a Reese's cup? How all the family laughed down in A&E as he had his stomach pumped so he could live a few more months! However, sometimes a mistake can be quite costly and leave multiple people in the shit. Look at Katie & Peter Unleashed. The commissioner must literally want to encase himself in cement as he has to witness two human pieces of plastic talking shit for an hour week after week. So we must spare a thought for the not-so working class Lily Allen who tried to come over all clever and intelligent when she tried to have a pop at Radiohead. She must be trying to practise slagging off other people for her new rubbish chat show.
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Kid Rock Gets Away With Lame MTV VMA Scuffle

by Stuart Heritage

Trouble is Kid Rock’s middle name. Actually it isn’t – it’s probably Jeb or Enos or Clawfoot or something – but that doesn’t matter because Trouble is also Kid Rock’s best friend, wife, vicar and Meals On Wheels delivery operative.

Kid Rock is addicted to trouble, and it doesn’t matter if it’s the sort of trouble that involves physical violence or the sort of trouble that involves making dreadful redneck heavy metal that sounds like it should exclusively soundtrack cross-eyed, chipped-tooth monster truck rallies. But sometimes Kid Rock’s penchant for trouble gets him into, um, trouble – like when Kid Rock decided to use the live, globally-televised MTV VMA awards this year to start a fight with Tommy Lee. However, despite everyone in the world seeing Kid Rock and Tommy Lee slapping each other like babies during the awards, police have announced that Kid Rock won’t be charged for the brawl, mainly because they need all their MTV VMA manpower to try and pin a charge of Miming With Intent To Appal on Britney Spears.

Trouble is Kid Rock's middle name. Actually it isn't - it's probably Jeb or Enos or Clawfoot or something - but that doesn't matter because Trouble is also Kid Rock's best friend, wife, vicar and Meals On Wheels delivery operative. Kid Rock is addicted to trouble, and it doesn't matter if it's the sort of trouble that involves physical violence or the sort of trouble that involves making dreadful redneck heavy metal that sounds like it should exclusively soundtrack cross-eyed, chipped-tooth monster truck rallies. But sometimes Kid Rock's penchant for trouble gets him into, um, trouble - like when Kid Rock decided to use the live, globally-televised MTV VMA awards this year to start a fight with Tommy Lee. However, despite everyone in the world seeing Kid Rock and Tommy Lee slapping each other like babies during the awards, police have announced that Kid Rock won't be charged for the brawl, mainly because they need all their MTV VMA manpower to try and pin a charge of Miming With Intent To Appal on Britney Spears.
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