Articles tagged with: Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrity Big Brother: Tommy Sheridan FOR THE WIN!
Exciting news, remaining Celebrity Big Brother fans - yesterday the housemates got to nominate each other! So who'll be the unlucky housemates who'll face the next Celebrity Big Brother? Well, Coolio. Obviously Coolio. What do we look like, idiots? Of course it'll be Coolio. And probably one of the others who, we're sad to admit, have all blended into one disgusting entity, a bit like the floating BBC Zardoz head that freaked everyone a couple of years ago. Anyway, here's part two of this week's look at the Celebrity Big Brother housemates - for Terry Christian, Tina Malone, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Exciting news, remaining Celebrity Big Brother fans - yesterday the housemates got to nominate each other! So who'll be the unlucky housemates who'll face the next Celebrity Big Brother? Well, Coolio. Obviously Coolio. What do we look like, idiots? Of course it'll be Coolio. And probably one of the others who, we're sad to admit, have all blended into one disgusting entity, a bit like the floating BBC Zardoz head that freaked everyone a couple of years ago. Anyway, here's part two of this week's look at the Celebrity Big Brother housemates - for Terry Christian, Tina Malone, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out, Who’s Next?
The Celebrity Big Brother house has changed drastically in the absence of Lucy Pinder. How? Well, um... Oh alright, the Celebrity Big Brother house hasn't changed in the slightest since Lucy Pinder was evicted on Friday, mainly because the poor girl had all the charisma of a pebble. Honestly, we started hitting the side of our TV during Lucy's eviction interview because we thought her weird droning voice was some sort of manufacturer's defect. But anyway, now that Lucy Pinder is gone, how are the other Celebrity Big Brother housemates holding up? Here's our week two look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson, Michelle Heaton and Mutya...
The Celebrity Big Brother house has changed drastically in the absence of Lucy Pinder. How? Well, um... Oh alright, the Celebrity Big Brother house hasn't changed in the slightest since Lucy Pinder was evicted on Friday, mainly because the poor girl had all the charisma of a pebble. Honestly, we started hitting the side of our TV during Lucy's eviction interview because we thought her weird droning voice was some sort of manufacturer's defect. But anyway, now that Lucy Pinder is gone, how are the other Celebrity Big Brother housemates holding up? Here's our week two look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson, Michelle Heaton and Mutya...
Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika Jonsson Booted Out Tonight?
Well this is exciting - the end of Celebrity Big Brother's first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget's mobility scooter is a good week, right? But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who? We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here's Ulrika Jonsson's chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival...
Well this is exciting - the end of Celebrity Big Brother's first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget's mobility scooter is a good week, right? But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who? We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here's Ulrika Jonsson's chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival...
Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out Tomorrow?
The first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 takes place tomorrow - it might be 10 evictions too few, but let's not split hairs right now, eh? Facing the chop from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night are Lucy Pinder and Ulrika Jonsson - so a woman paid to get her boobs out in public and a woman paid to tell everyone about all the people she's ever got her boobs out for in private. Exciting! So who do we think will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night? Let's start by looking at the chances of Lucy Pinder, shall we?
The first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 takes place tomorrow - it might be 10 evictions too few, but let's not split hairs right now, eh? Facing the chop from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night are Lucy Pinder and Ulrika Jonsson - so a woman paid to get her boobs out in public and a woman paid to tell everyone about all the people she's ever got her boobs out for in private. Exciting! So who do we think will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night? Let's start by looking at the chances of Lucy Pinder, shall we?
Celebrity Big Brother: This Year’s Horrible Bumchops, Part 2
Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...
Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...
Celebrity Big Brother: This Year’s Horrible Bumchops, Part One
Hey kids, have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother is back - and better than ever! Alright, it's back. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. So what's new with Celebrity Big Brother this year? Well, judging by Friday's big opening episode, it's being sponsored by a bed shop and Davina McCall has taken to dressing like a big crow. And Ulrika Jonsson's already up for eviction. And that's literally it. And since nothing of interest has happened whatsoever so far, let's get going with part one of our Celebrity Big Brother 2009 introductions, for LaToya Jackson, Mutya, Verne Troyer, Tommy Sheridan, Lucy Pinder and Ben Adams...
Hey kids, have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother is back - and better than ever! Alright, it's back. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. So what's new with Celebrity Big Brother this year? Well, judging by Friday's big opening episode, it's being sponsored by a bed shop and Davina McCall has taken to dressing like a big crow. And Ulrika Jonsson's already up for eviction. And that's literally it. And since nothing of interest has happened whatsoever so far, let's get going with part one of our Celebrity Big Brother 2009 introductions, for LaToya Jackson, Mutya, Verne Troyer, Tommy Sheridan, Lucy Pinder and Ben Adams...
