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Celebrity Big Brother: It’s Almost Over! Coolio To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Now that Michelle Heaton has been evicted, we’re coming to the end of perhaps the most pointless-ever series of Celebrity Big Brother.

And that leaves just one question – will anyone actually notice when it’s finished? Oh, and one slightly less important question – who’s going to win Celebrity Big Brother. Left are Ben, Coolio, LaToya, Terry, Tommy, Ulrika and Verne and, as sad as it makes us, one of them has to win it.

So the rest of the week will be spent evaluating the chances of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates, starting today with Ben Adams, Coolio and LaToya Jackson…

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Celebrity Big Brother: Michelle Heaton’s Gone At Last

by Stuart Heritage

It took a while to get going, but finally it looks like there’s no stopping the Celebrity Big Brother evictions. On Friday Tina was evicted and Mutya walked out, and then yesterday a surprise eviction took place, with Michelle Heaton getting the chop. So that’s the last of her crying we’ll hear, except for in [...]

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Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone & Mutya Thumped Out

by Stuart Heritage

Well this is a turn-up for the books – after a fortnight of waiting for something, anything, to happen, Celebrity Big Brother just got exciting.

On Friday, Tina Malone was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house – which, hooray, gave her another chance to bleat on about herself – and she was swiftly followed by Mutya, who suddenly decided that living with Coolio was rubbish and walked out. And someone else is being booted out tonight, too. See? Exciting! Sort of.

But what about the remaining Celebrity Big Brother housemates? Let’s find out, with our weekly look at Ben Adams, Coolio, LaToya Jackson and Michelle Heaton…

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Celebrity Big Brother: Get Rid Of Michelle Heaton? Nice Idea

by Stuart Heritage

As we speak, Celebrity Big Brother is gearing up to evict its second housemate tonight – but who will it be?

Ulrika, Michelle, Mutya and Tina are all facing the chop tonight, which some say proves that the housemates this year are all misogynists. Not so, we say, because LaToya Jackson wasn’t nominated. Unless you count LaToya Jackson as a sort of half-robot, half-reptile, half-ghost hybrid, that is. Which we do. We’re not sure what our point is here.

Anyway, we’ve looked at Mutya, Ulrika and Tina, so here’s what we think of Michelle Heaton’s chances. Ready?

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Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone Evicted Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

With four housemates up for nomination, this week’s Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way.

Well, we say either way. It’s unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way.

Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we’re going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.

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Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika, Tina, Michelle & Mutya Up

by Stuart Heritage

Yes, you read that correctly – this Friday one of four housemates will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, and none of them are Coolio.

Instead, Ulrika Jonsson, Tina Malone, Michelle Heaton and Mutya all gained the most amount of nominations from their fellow housemates. Who goes? You decide. Or rather a bunch of crosseyed numbskulls who think that voting for Celebrity Big Brother evictions is a constructive recreational activity will decide. Or something.

So for the rest of the week we’ll be looking at the prospective Celebrity Big Brother evictees, starting with Mutya and Ulrika…

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Celebrity Big Brother: Tommy Sheridan FOR THE WIN!

by Stuart Heritage

Exciting news, remaining Celebrity Big Brother fans – yesterday the housemates got to nominate each other!

So who’ll be the unlucky housemates who’ll face the next Celebrity Big Brother? Well, Coolio. Obviously Coolio. What do we look like, idiots? Of course it’ll be Coolio. And probably one of the others who, we’re sad to admit, have all blended into one disgusting entity, a bit like the floating BBC Zardoz head that freaked everyone a couple of years ago.

Anyway, here’s part two of this week’s look at the Celebrity Big Brother housemates – for Terry Christian, Tina Malone, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer…

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Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out, Who’s Next?

by Stuart Heritage

The Celebrity Big Brother house has changed drastically in the absence of Lucy Pinder. How? Well, um…

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Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika Jonsson Booted Out Tonight?

by Stuart Heritage

Well this is exciting – the end of Celebrity Big Brother’s first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget’s mobility scooter is a good week, right?

But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who?

We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here’s Ulrika Jonsson’s chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival…

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Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

The first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 takes place tomorrow – it might be 10 evictions too few, but let’s not split hairs right now, eh?

Facing the chop from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night are Lucy Pinder and Ulrika Jonsson – so a woman paid to get her boobs out in public and a woman paid to tell everyone about all the people she’s ever got her boobs out for in private. Exciting!

So who do we think will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night? Let’s start by looking at the chances of Lucy Pinder, shall we?

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