Articles tagged with: Arrested celebrities
George Michael Says Sorry For That Whole ‘Crack Arrest’ Thing
When George Michael is caught being a dimwit in public he tends to respond with either an apology or a furious phonecall to Richard & Judy. And, since Richard & Judy isn't on the telly any more, that means that George Michael only has one way to respond to his arrest this weekend on suspicion of sitting on a toilet in Hampstead Heath trying to eat a chunk of crack the size of an owl, or whatever it was that he was arrested for. In short, now that he's been cautioned for his possession of crack, George Michael has issued an apology to all his fans promising that he's going to try and overcome his drug problems once and for all. And a good thing too, because all the George Michael fans needed to calm down - otherwise they'd have done a really slapdash job of cutting everyone's hair today.
When George Michael is caught being a dimwit in public he tends to respond with either an apology or a furious phonecall to Richard & Judy. And, since Richard & Judy isn't on the telly any more, that means that George Michael only has one way to respond to his arrest this weekend on suspicion of sitting on a toilet in Hampstead Heath trying to eat a chunk of crack the size of an owl, or whatever it was that he was arrested for. In short, now that he's been cautioned for his possession of crack, George Michael has issued an apology to all his fans promising that he's going to try and overcome his drug problems once and for all. And a good thing too, because all the George Michael fans needed to calm down - otherwise they'd have done a really slapdash job of cutting everyone's hair today.
Ryan O’Neal And Son Get Busted For Having All The Drugs
A public plea: Can someone, anyone, from MTV please immediately go and make a reality TV show about Ryan O'Neal and his family? Thanks. Because, without question, a TV show about the family life of Ryan O'Neal would hands-down be the best piece of television ever made. Especially if it explained why Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were yesterday both arrested on the felony charge of methamphetamine possession. Wow. So Oscar-nominated actor Ryan O'Neal (father of Tatum O'Neal, the actress who was recently arrested for buying crack) and his son Redmond (who last year tied his half-brother to a staircase like a dog and hit his girlfriend in the head with a fireplace poker until Ryan O'Neal actually had to fire a gun at him to make him stop) might be on drugs. Who knew?
A public plea: Can someone, anyone, from MTV please immediately go and make a reality TV show about Ryan O'Neal and his family? Thanks. Because, without question, a TV show about the family life of Ryan O'Neal would hands-down be the best piece of television ever made. Especially if it explained why Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were yesterday both arrested on the felony charge of methamphetamine possession. Wow. So Oscar-nominated actor Ryan O'Neal (father of Tatum O'Neal, the actress who was recently arrested for buying crack) and his son Redmond (who last year tied his half-brother to a staircase like a dog and hit his girlfriend in the head with a fireplace poker until Ryan O'Neal actually had to fire a gun at him to make him stop) might be on drugs. Who knew?
Video: Kanye West Summons The Powers Of Rap To Break Things & Get Arrested
Kanye West lives in a world where once he achieves a certain meditative state, wondrously graceful pixies fly in through his open window and whisper unconventional rap lyrics into his ear. A little pink one named 'Ice Cream' whispered all of Gold Digger to him once when he fell asleep on the toilet.
We have this all on good authority. We wouldn't publish it any other way.
When West is getting that springtime fresh pixie breath whispered into his ear - well we bet nothing has ever felt better. When he's not though - that's gotta just bring him down. He definitely didn't have any magical fairy friends with him when he grabbed a photographers camera, lifted it way over his head and then threw it to the ground as hard as he possibly could.
This was all caught on tape by the way - video tape, to be exact.
Suge Knight Busted For Beating Up Girlfriend In An Alleged Way
Suge Knight, the hip-hop Uncle Albert, is a fairly intimidating man - he's like a great big bear with an exceptionally unflattering beard. Make that a great big bear with an exceptionally unflattering beard and a nasty habit of driving round Las Vegas punching women in the head and threatening them with knives until he gets arrested. Or punching one woman in the head and threatening her with a knife, at least. And that woman's his girlfriend. Allegedly. Suge Knight has been arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence. Oh, and possession of a controlled substance too, because he allegedly had Ecstasy and hydrocodone on him when he was busted. Like we've always said, there ain't no violent knifey drug party like a Suge Knight violent knifey drug party.
Suge Knight, the hip-hop Uncle Albert, is a fairly intimidating man - he's like a great big bear with an exceptionally unflattering beard. Make that a great big bear with an exceptionally unflattering beard and a nasty habit of driving round Las Vegas punching women in the head and threatening them with knives until he gets arrested. Or punching one woman in the head and threatening her with a knife, at least. And that woman's his girlfriend. Allegedly. Suge Knight has been arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence. Oh, and possession of a controlled substance too, because he allegedly had Ecstasy and hydrocodone on him when he was busted. Like we've always said, there ain't no violent knifey drug party like a Suge Knight violent knifey drug party.
Shia LaBeouf Arrested For The Old Glug Glug Vroom Vroom
It's weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that's because he looks like he's about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf's adorable little puppydog face - it's as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn't stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
It's weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that's because he looks like he's about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf's adorable little puppydog face - it's as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn't stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
Christian Bale Went Spazzy Over Sister Cash Request: Claim
Christian Bale is easily our method actor of the week - his dedication to clown-beating even extends to his own clown mother, for God's sake. But, in all of this possibly-illegal motherclown-beating kerfuffle, one question has stood out above all others - what makes a newly-minted megastar like Christian Bale start whaling on his mother and sister on the happiest day of his life? Turns out the reason might be cash. According to reports today, Christian Bale kicked off after his sister asked him for £100,000 to help raise her three children. Frankly we're disgusted - doesn't Christian Bale know that all children have the right to receive occasional gifts of more than the average British annual working wage that their mother has managed to guilt out of their moviestar uncle? Shame on you, Mr Bale. Shame on you indeed.
Christian Bale is easily our method actor of the week - his dedication to clown-beating even extends to his own clown mother, for God's sake. But, in all of this possibly-illegal motherclown-beating kerfuffle, one question has stood out above all others - what makes a newly-minted megastar like Christian Bale start whaling on his mother and sister on the happiest day of his life? Turns out the reason might be cash. According to reports today, Christian Bale kicked off after his sister asked him for £100,000 to help raise her three children. Frankly we're disgusted - doesn't Christian Bale know that all children have the right to receive occasional gifts of more than the average British annual working wage that their mother has managed to guilt out of their moviestar uncle? Shame on you, Mr Bale. Shame on you indeed.
Christian Bale Becomes New Superhero: Bailman
Method acting must be great - it provides a surefire way of behaving like something of an idiot in polite society. That is, unless you decide to go home and assault your mum and sister, as it was alleged Christian Bale had gone and done yesterday. That takes things a bit far, away from the Pacino not talking to people unless they address his character 'slight mentalness' and well into the zone of 'whoops he may well just be a bit odd in the head'. But rejoice! For the Baler has bailed out of the cop shop pending further questioning! Though that does mean he may go and strike again, if he did do anything in the first place. God knows the tabloids warn us of these repeat offenders in Gordon Brown's Britain.
Method acting must be great - it provides a surefire way of behaving like something of an idiot in polite society. That is, unless you decide to go home and assault your mum and sister, as it was alleged Christian Bale had gone and done yesterday. That takes things a bit far, away from the Pacino not talking to people unless they address his character 'slight mentalness' and well into the zone of 'whoops he may well just be a bit odd in the head'. But rejoice! For the Baler has bailed out of the cop shop pending further questioning! Though that does mean he may go and strike again, if he did do anything in the first place. God knows the tabloids warn us of these repeat offenders in Gordon Brown's Britain.
Batman Christian Bale Arrested For Allegedly Beating Mum And Sister Up
So you're Christian Bale; you're the star of The Dark Knight - one of the biggest movies ever - how do you celebrate the news? Simple, you go a bit mental, attack your mother and sister and get arrested on suspicion of assault for it. True, it might not be the obvious way around the problem, but it's what Christian Bale allegedly has done. So with Heath Ledger dead and Christian Bale arrested for assault, it seems like The Dark Knight might be carrying a dark curse. We'll know for sure as soon as Michael Caine climbs up a church tower and starts firing a machine gun at passers-by and crying, but for now it's just a pretty strong hunch.
So you're Christian Bale; you're the star of The Dark Knight - one of the biggest movies ever - how do you celebrate the news? Simple, you go a bit mental, attack your mother and sister and get arrested on suspicion of assault for it. True, it might not be the obvious way around the problem, but it's what Christian Bale allegedly has done. So with Heath Ledger dead and Christian Bale arrested for assault, it seems like The Dark Knight might be carrying a dark curse. We'll know for sure as soon as Michael Caine climbs up a church tower and starts firing a machine gun at passers-by and crying, but for now it's just a pretty strong hunch.
