Now that Larry Birkhead has finally seen through the arduous task of being formally recognised as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn Hope, he can now get down to business – by coining it in with lucrative magazine deals.
The first photos of Larry Birkhead reunited with baby Dannielynn Hope have surfaced on the cover of OK magazine, along with a heart-warming interview where Larry Birkhead reveals how much he loves Dannielynn Hope, forgives Anna Nicole Smith associates Howard K Stern and Virgie Arthur for everything they've done to him and claims that Anna Nicole Smith was the best clown-faced prescription drug-abusing dead softcore pornography model that he'd ever impregnated. Awww.
Really it doesn't matter that nobody wants to buy Anna Nicole Smith's creepy diaries or that the tragic events of Anna Nicole Smith's life are about to be turned into a crummy-looking film. The important thing is that justice has been done and the truth is out. The truth is out about all the drugs it took to kill Anna Nicole Smith and justice has been done by burying Anna Nicole Smith next to her dead son.
But most of all – after months and months of squabbles and court-based DNA fights – justice was done when Larry Birkhead was named as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn Hope. And now, as with any traditional celebration of a protracted and embittered paternity battle over the offspring of the dead star of Playmates Bustin' Out, it's time for Larry Birkhead to parade Dannielynn Hope around in front of cameras belonging to whichever magazine wanted to pay him the most money.
As Angelina Jolie will tell you, flogging off pictures of your children to magazines is an especially lucrative business, so it was inevitable that Larry Birkhead was going to follow suit. And, as part of the deal, Larry Birkhead got to use the accompanying interview to reminisce about Anna Nicole and call a truce with his old sparring partner and former partial Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy Howard K Stern, as TMZ reports:
In the mag, Birkhead reveals that just three days before Dannielynn's birth, Anna sent him an e-mail saying, "Don't fall in love again, I'd be a bit jealous." Interestingly, Birkhead states that contrary to what people may think, Anna's alleged lover, Howard K. Stern, has been "a great help" with baby D, but adds, "Howard did things for Anna that no one wanted to. I actually feel sorry for Howard."
And if all that wasn't enough to secure Larry Birkhead's role as Most Loving Biological Father Of A Dead Pornstar's Child Ever, he's also revealed that all the proceeds from the OK photos will go into a trust fund for Dannielynn Hope, where it will be dwarfed by all the millions of dollars she's owed in oil billionaire inheritance just in time for Dannielynn to say her first words: "I don't need your money, Birkhead. I could buy and sell your life quicker than you can change my titting nappy."
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Raven says
the baby is so beutiful as well as her father there is no wonder that anna chose him.