When Britney Spears shaved her head, beat up a car with a brolly, went to rehab, wrote 666 on her head, said she was the Antichrist and then tried to kill herself with a bed, getting a new boyfriend probably wasn't at the forefront of her mind.
But there's a boy for every girl in the world, especially if that girl is bipolar and in the throes of a gigantic loopy-doo breakdown that causes her to actually believe she really is the devil – a magazine is suggesting that Britney Spears is in love again. And who is this clean-living knight in shining armour who's going to whisk Britney Spears away to live a life as pure as the morning air? Why, an alcoholic guitarist in a truly shit rock band, of course. Britney Britney Britney, you lucky girl.
We wouldn't much like to be Kevin Federline at the moment. Although there was a little bit of animosity when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline first split up, Kevin Federline has bit the bullet and decided to help Britney Spears in her time of crisis. Kevin has taken his children to see Britney Spears in rehab and has even shaved his head as a show of solidarity. Things were getting so good that it was rumoured that Kevin Federline and Britney Spears were headed for some kind of reconciliation – but not any more, because Britney Spears has apparently found love with some other guy.
And that other guy is Jason Filyaw from a useless grunge band called Riva. Apparently Jason Filyaw fell for Britney Spears when Britney responded to his lonely hearts ad that read, "Rubbish guitarist seeks bald lunatic who believes she is the Antichrist. Must enjoy hitting cars with umbrellas and not wearing any knickers. Being bipolar and bulimic an advantage." No, that's not true at all – apparently Jason Filyaw met Britney Spears at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. And it's love, as Metro reports:
A source told the National Enquirer magazine: 'Britney adores Jason. He's been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She's convinced Jason can help her through rehab because, as an alcoholic, he's been through the same thing.' Reports even suggest that Britney, 25, may even move in with her new rock star friend once she leave rehab. She supposedly calls and emails Jason every day and they already have pet names for each other. Britney calls him Mr Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun, while Jason calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady.
Well, with godawful nicknames like that it looks like Britney Spears and Jason Filyaw are a match made in effing heaven. Although Britney Spears falling in love with a grunge guitarist at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in the middle of a rehab stint that followed a messy breakdown might not construed by everyone as being a particularly big step forward, there is a big age gap between Britney Spears and Jason Filyaw – who is 33 – which will do doubt mean he'll manage to cope when Britney Spears inevitably vomits all over him instead of running for the hills like the last bloke.
And yes, we'd expect that Kevin Federline is a little disappointed that there'll be no chance of that long-promised reconciliation with Britney Spears now, but you can bet one thing – like us, Kevin Federline is thrilled that Britney Spears didn't end up with Daniel Baldwin.
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fredko fredkov says
This relationship has a great future. Quit being so cynical.
Robyn says
oops sorry but it looks weird