Britney Spears has a long road ahead of her finding solutions to all her innumerable problems, but a quick fix might just be to get some new friends, because someone is running around blabbing to everyone that Britney Spears is bulimic and bipolar.
According to one magazine, Britney Spears' rehab stint has been hit with one unexpected problem – the pills that Britney Spears is taking to combat her recently-diagnosed bipolar disorder won't stay down because Britney Spears is claimed to be such a habitual bulimic that she keeps vomiting them all up the second she swallows them. If these claims are true, then it adds a lot of weight to the suspicion that Britney Spears wrote the hit Toxic about the smell of her sicky breath and that.
Britney Spears' loopy head-shaving breakdown was fairly unexpected when it happened, but there have been all kinds of possible explanations for it, with one newspaper suggesting that it had something to do with a crystal meth addiction and other sources claiming that Britney Spears is just suffering from a case of post-natal depression stemming from the time she gave birth to that big fat mistake. But ever since Britney Spears smashed up a car with an umbrella and went to rehab, there's been a possible new reason for all the crazy vagina-displaying weirdness – Britney Spears is apparently bipolar.
OK, no real surprise there – if you can't be diagnosed as bipolar after writing '666' on your head with a pen, running around an expensive rehab centre loudly exclaiming yourself to be the Antichrist and then cack-handedly attempting suicide with a bedsheet, then when can you be diagnosed as bipolar? – but Britney Spears' alleged bipolar disorder has literally thrown up another Britney Spears illness – Britney Spears is apparently bulimic too, and has been for almost a decade.
OK, no real surprise there – if you can't be diagnosed as bulimic after being photographed blasting a puke tsunami into the hands of your horrified boyfriend, then when can you… oh, look, here's MSNBC on the case:
According to Star Magazine, a source claims Britney has been binging and purging since the age of 16 and it's affecting her rehab recovery. "She'd pig out on junk food — chips, candy, cola and ice cream — and then she'd feel so guilty she'd go make herself throw up," the source told Star. "The only thing that made her stop was when she got pregnant." Spear's alleged condition has made her stint in rehab difficult according to the source, who said she has been diagnosed as bipolar. "She is on medication for bipolar disorder, but the pills are not staying in her system because she is bulimic and is throwing them up before they can help her!" the source said.
So it's being claimed that Britney Spears is now bulimic and bipolar. If that's the case, then at least Britney is in the right place to overcome these problems at the moment, and she's well-positioned to get all the help she needs. But that's assuming that Britney Spears is bipolar and bulimic, of course – and we've devised a cunning test to figure it out.
Now that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are apparently back together, Kevin is giving a lot of support to Britney, and has even shaved his head in a mark of solidarity. So we say we force-feed Kevin Federline six gallons of Coca Cola and 12 litres of raspberry ripple ice cream to see if he pukes up down his clothes. If he does, he's obviously developed bulimia as a show of solidarity for Britney Spears and the stories are all indisputably true.
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Loiti says
This is like playing disorder bingo. Just Tourettes and Marfans left and I win a speedboat!
kpo says
Bulimic, biopolar, bald….. It’s alliteration! You guys are so clever.
Denise lynn-rae says
hey,, yeah i don’t think she is bulimic or anything and yeah she may have had alot of public flaws.. but think about it.. haven’t we all? like really think.. no one is judging you like they are judging her.. there is so many people in the world that are bulimic, and no one even notices now everyone is just saying stuff about her,.. she will make a comeback and imma help her… xoxox i hope she recovers from whatever is bugging her… xoxo..
sk8rgurl says
Gee… and last week it was the baby blues….all because she read a book by brooke shields… Brit must’ve gotten her hands on a new book to read because gee… bulemia is such a BIG word. Pardon me while I go throw up.
Nick says
Who gives a f#@k about people with bulimia? its a selfish disorder for selfish people who don’t deserve the food anyway. Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here!
Roy Le Pre says
I regret very much that Britney, in this shot, appears to look rather sapphic. Has she been turned, too? I hope she is not bipolar. If so, bless her cotton/silken socks.
Lucy says
Does anyone else think that Britney now looks like one of the witches from that Roald Dahl film??!!
Killme says
bitch needs to get herself and her kids out of hollywood and move to the mountains…..
cassie says
she looks horibail
patti says
Leave the girl alone.. we have all fantasies about being rich and or famous. All I can say is be careful what you wish for!
Susan says
Britney used her God-given talent, beauty and influence over a younger generation in an unbelieveably irresponsible way by creating errotic, degenerate videos, concerts, etc. It is no wonder she is depressed. She sold out to the devil.
Lucie Lewis says
I wish that some people would just leave the famous to live there lives, we are all human and make mistakes, I wish you the best Britney Spears.
carla says
Britney is definately having trouble managing her bipolar disorder. When it’s under control she’s great, but, when it’s not she does some outrageous things.
Bounma says
I think that human being is not like the machine. We are all sensible and re flexible to the events that have occurred through our life. Some people can stand strongly with bad events and some can not. Most of us seek for success, happiness, appreciation of others. Nobody wants to receive bad blames and criticizes. So please stop criticizing on her, this will make the situation worse!!!