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Simon Cowell Gets The Bumholes About Strictly Come Dancing

by Stuart Heritage

There are two types of people in this country – people who like X Factor and people who like Strictly Come Dancing.

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Inevitably Grim News: The Kardashians Have A Clothing Line

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, who wants to dress like Kim Kardashian? No? Nobody? OK, then who wants to dress like Khloe Kardashian?

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Paris Hilton Possibly Banned From Las Vegas Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Las Vegas is Paris Hilton’s spiritual home. They share so much in common – both rich, both vacuous.

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WEBTHUMP! 1 September 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – If you have Chrome, you MUST watch this Arcade Fire thing. Breathtaking – Thewildernessdowntown 9 – Italian Spider-Man is best Spider-Man… 8 – 35 ways to improve your life immeasurably – Buzzfeed 7 – This new toilet design will never ever get abused, ever. Honest – Geekologie 6 – Oh Yoko Ono, don’t [...]

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Katie Price Writes Something Rude To Child, Outrage Ensues

by Stuart Heritage

There’s something creepy about this. Is it that Katie Price asked a 13-year-old boy if he was staring at her tits?

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Paris Hilton Gets All Like ‘That Wasn’t Actually My Cocaine’

by Stuart Heritage

Poor Paris Hilton. One minute she’s talking to a policeman, the next a bag of cocaine has leapt out of her handbag.

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Dancing With The Stars Line-Up: A Harrowing Cheese Dream

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, everyone, Dancing With The Stars is back! No, wait, don’t leave, that’s good news. No, really, it is.

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SLACKERJACK – Epic Coaster

by Stuart Heritage

Like Canabalt? Like dangerously unfinished fairground attractions? Brilliant – that means you’ll love Epic Coaster. Epic Coaster is basically Canabalt, but instead of making a person jump from ledge to ledge, you make a rollercoaster jump from track to track. It’s actually quite nifty – you get a bonus for perfect-length jumps, so you’ll take [...]

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Reading: Guns N’ Roses Get Their Knickers In A Twist

by Stuart Heritage

The highlight of this weekend’s Reading Festival was probably the performance by the Guns N’ Roses tribute band.

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Oi, Win Cherrybomb On DVD

by Stuart Heritage

Cherrybomb – the film where Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter films gets a blowjob off a girl and various other less memorable things happen – is out on DVD soon. Better still, we’ve got five copies to give away. Want to win one? Good – then all you have to do is look at [...]

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