Hey, remember that time that Josh Duhamel was accused of cheating on Fergie by boning a stripper?

Want to see the Carrie Prejean sex tape? Tough, because Carrie was a teenager when she made it, so you’re a pervert.

You never know what you’re going to get when you meet Mike Tyson. Is he going to punch you? Is he going to rape you?

We have to admit, we’re not sure that we’re sold on Icicle. You play a naked bald man riding through the arctic on a child’s bicycle and, well, that’s about it.

The aim of Icicle is to get your bald little man across eight levels, all of which are festooned with traps and falling rocks and geysers that are just waiting to knock you into the snow. If you decide to play Icicle, prepare to get very very, frustrated. Or, if you finish it like we did, smug.

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Hearty congratulations to Taylor Swift! Not because she won four trophies at last night’s CMAs, though.

There’s a new show starting on E4 tonight. Misfits, it’s called. It’s a bit like Skins and a bit like Heroes, we’re told. Except, crucially, better than both of those two things.

And to mark this obviously prestigious moment, we’ve got a very special Misfits competition for you. One of you is going to win two orange Misfits T-shirts – a large and an extra-large – and a painfully exclusive Misfits comicbook. How’s that for blinding generosity, huh?

And you want to win all this Misfits stuff, don’t you? Of course you do, you’re only human. The question’s after the jump…

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Robert Pattinson has got it all. He’s got incredible fame. He’s got wealth. He’s got moviestar good looks.

We all know more or less everything about Michael Jackson’s death by now. We know what killed Michael Jackson.