Hey, who wants to dress like Kim Kardashian? No? Nobody? OK, then who wants to dress like Khloe Kardashian?
Still nobody? Really? What about the other Kardashian sister, whatever her name is? Kenneth Kardashian, is that it? Anybody want to dress like Kenneth Kardashian? Anybody? No? Because you don’t want to look like a bad pre-op transsexual prostitute? OK, there’s no need to be quite so rude about it. Jesus, you people.
Still, for those of you who do want to dress like a Kardashian but don’t have the money to pay for the full lobotomy and residential stint at a medical-level psychiatric treatment facility that you probably deserve, there’s good news. The Kardashians are bringing out their own clothing line! And it’s going to sell exclusively on a home shopping channel! Hooray! Or, more accurately, whatever the exact opposite of hooray is!
The Kardashian sisters aren’t primarily known for their dress sense. That’s partly because of the internal conflict that stops them from having a unified sartorial outlook – one of them would rather go naked than wear fur, and another one of them loves fur so much she might as well marry it – and partly because the Kardashian sisters can’t be primarily known for their dress sense because they’re too busy being primarily known for porking men on the internet.
However, that hasn’t stopped them from designing their own clothing range anyway. Entitled K-Dash by Kardashian, the collection is a range of leggings and belts and dresses and all sorts of crap like that. And the good news is that, if you’re the sort of person who spends their Friday nights all alone, buying random items from home shopping channels because you’re desperate for a sliver of a moment of human connection from whoever happens to be operating the telephones, the K-Dash collection is going to be available exclusively on QVC. CNN – CNN, mind you – reports:
K-Dash by Kardashian is set to debut on QVC as part of Fashion’s Night Out, live from New York’s Rockefeller Center on Friday, September 10th. Earlier this month, the sisters strolled Beverly Hills with Kim rocking the faux fur trimmed sweater vest with gray knit leggings, only to change into the ponte red knit dress and faux leather motorcycle jacket. So far, we love what we see!
Well done CNN. Thank God someone’s still reporting the real news – that Kim Kardashian wore some leggings at some point in the recent past and that they looked quite nice in one person’s opinion. We honestly don’t know what we’d do without you.
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Eleven @ mandarin dress says
i love this kind of clothing, but is also have a little expensive for me