Las Vegas is Paris Hilton’s spiritual home. They share so much in common – both rich, both vacuous.
Both have housed several men. However, there’s one thing that Paris Hilton and Las Vegas don’t share in common, and that’s their cocaine policy. If there’s any truth in her recent arrest, then it would appear that Paris Hilton likes cocaine – or at least carrying cocaine that she didn’t know about in a bag that wasn’t hers – quite a lot. Meanwhile, Las Vegas nightclubs are so jumpy about drug arrests that they don’t like cocaine at all. And because of this, it looks like Paris Hilton might find herself effectively being banned from Las Vegas before too long.
And that’d be a crying shame. After all, if there’s one thing that Las Vegas doesn’t have enough of, it’s mentally vacant blonde girls with an inflated sense of entitlement. What’ll it do without her?
It’s easy to kick Paris Hilton when she’s down – largely because her wonky eye has impaired her depth perception, and she can’t accurately judge the proximity or velocity of the foot you’re kicking her with – but that doesn’t mean that you should.
After all, Paris Hilton has suffered enough this week. Whatever the outcome of her drug arrest investigation, she loses. If she was telling the truth, and she really did think that the bag of cocaine in her handbag was a packet of chewing gum, then the whole world is going to discover what a gibbering remedial subnormal she actually is. But if she was lying, and that really was her cocaine that the police officer found in her handbag, then Paris Hilton might just find herself blackballed from Las Vegas forever. People reports:
“Because Vegas nightclubs are under so much scrutiny right now, I don’t know how welcome she would be,” says a club executive who has booked Hilton, 29, to host parties. “Considering she’s busted for cocaine, people might assume that she’s going to the club either to use coke or she’s already on coke, and no club wants to be associated with that.”
That might not sound like much, but it could have a profound effect on Paris Hilton’s earnings. After all, Las Vegas nightclubs are willing to fork over tens of thousands of dollars just to make sure that Paris Hilton turns up on a set date and dances on a table for a few hours. Without that income, how is Paris going to survive? It’s not like her family is so ridiculously wealthy that she can just meander through life without ever having to worry about her financial responsibilities, is it?
Oh, hang on.
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Wendy Dobbs says
She has lots of money. You would think that she could hire a pro to teach her how to not be stupid with her drugs. Maybe she should try hiding it in her box of tampons. Most guys wont go there…
Damn Dan says
Wendy, thats a really good idea…Maybe next time she will think of that….
Kimberly says
wat
CaptainK says
I’m impressed that she borrowed a page from Ms. Lohan (pardon the pun). Remember Lindsey stated that she didn’t know there were drugs in the pants she was wearing because the pants weren’t hers. Lindsey borrows pants and Paris borrows purses. If only either had a source of income. And is it the same friend per chance? Tell ya what ladies, give me a call. For the right price I’ll come forward and claim both my pants and purse. (They were both so quick to snitch on that friend too.)