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Stuart Heritage

Who Wants To Know How Many Pubes Kim Kardashian Has Got?

Historians will look back on this momentous occasion with awe and pride, you know. It’s Kim Kardashian.

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Everyone Relax, Jay-Z Is Still Incredibly Rich

by Stuart Heritage

We don’t know about you, but we get terribly antsy before the release of the Forbes Hip Hop Cash Kings list.

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WEBTHUMP! 18 August 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Slow Justin Bieber down by 800% and you get Sigur Ros. Fact… 9 – Jason Statham takes his top off, which might interested the weirdest two percent of you – AmyGrindhouse 8 – Fight Club + Super Smash Bros = something very special indeed – Robotpencil.deviantart 7 – Britain’s Next Top Model continues [...]

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Cheryl Cole & Derek Hough A Massive Sham, Says A Boxer

by Stuart Heritage

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough make an adorable couple, don’t they? It’s obvious that they’re deeply in love.

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Mel Gibson Crashes Car, Awful Mouth Escapes Uninjured

by Stuart Heritage

Yeah, this is what we’re talking about. Mel Gibson has totally crashed his car. Brace yourselves for hilarity.

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Justin Bieber & Kanye West: Total Twitter BFFs 4Eva

by Stuart Heritage

Look, this had to happen at some point. Kanye West and Justin Bieber both have so many things in common.

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SLACKERJACK – Bug Squat

by Stuart Heritage

Now that the end of summer is just days away – oh don’t look at us like that, it is – it means that your filthy home won’t be warm enough to harbour that bug infestation you’ve been cultivating. And no more bugs means no more bug squashing. But fear not, because Bug Squat is [...]

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Angelina Jolie Comes To UK, Wears Clothes, That’s About It

by Stuart Heritage

It’s easy for Angelina Jolie to make news. Steal someone’s husband, give a foreign kid a stupid name.

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The Expendables Makes Weekend Box Office Smell Like Wee

by Stuart Heritage

Sylvester Stallone is back. And Dolph Lundgren is back. And Jet Li is back. And Jason Statham is back, so it’s not all good news. But they’re back. And it’s all thanks to The Expendables, the film where all the aforementioned action stars run around and shoot things and flex their muscles and reminisce about [...]

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