Historians will look back on this momentous occasion with awe and pride, you know. It’s Kim Kardashian.
She’s finally run out of things to say. Over the years Kim Kardashian has managed to eke out the sliver of D-list notoriety she gained by having it off with that bloke on the internet by talking about anything she could think of – her sisters, her friends, her ability to dance, her fondness for Justin Bieber – in the hope that one day it’d take and she’d become a real celebrity.
However, that well has now run dry. Kim Kardashian has somehow exhausted every topic of conversation available to her, and now she finds herself with nothing to say. But Kim Kardashian isn’t going down without a fight, which is why she’s just decided to reveal that she doesn’t have quite as much body hair as you possibly would have anticipated. Genius.