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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: It’s (Probably) Off Again

by Stuart Heritage

People have started staring at Abbey Clancy’s fingers a lot lately, which makes a change to be honest.

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Look At Our Lovely Redesign!

by Stuart Heritage

Dear loyal customers, We told you we were changing, didn’t we? Well here it is, the newest new-look hecklerspray around. It hasn’t been a huge alteration, admittedly – we’re a little cleaner, a little leaner and hopefully easier to navigate – but hopefully you approve. Tell us if you do, or if you don’t, or [...]

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Redesign Imminent: Expect Disruptions

by Stuart Heritage

Hello beloved patrons, If you’re going to try reading hecklerspray this weekend, we have some bad news. You won’t be able to. Or you might be able to a bit. Or something like that. The reason for this is because we’re unveiling our proud new redesigned site on Monday morning and we’ll be spending the [...]

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Halle Berry Probes Split (Not As Disgusting As It Sounds)

by Stuart Heritage

When Halle Berry broke up with Gabriel Aubrey, it’s fair to say that not a lot of people actually cared.

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American Idol: Shania Twain To Judge Now? Or Anyone?

by Stuart Heritage

The world is still struggling to cope with the news that Jennifer Lopez won’t be an American Idol judge.

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SLACKERJACK – Stunt Master

by Stuart Heritage

Now this is a lot of fun – in Stunt Master you basically have to break your body in the most spectacular way possible, like vicarious self-harming. It’s brilliant. There’s level after level of glass plates to smash through and cars to get run over by and helicopters to get mangled inside – and you [...]

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Kelsey Grammer Knocks Up His New Girlfriend Already

by Stuart Heritage

Not so long ago, it was rumoured that Kelsey Grammer’s wife divorced him because he’s a terrible dad.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Judge Runs For The Bloody Hills

by Stuart Heritage

Judge Marsha Revel, the woman presiding over the Lindsay Lohan kerfuffle, has removed herself from the case.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Galactic Backside Booted Off American Idol

by Stuart Heritage

This is a shame. We were really looking forward to seeing Jennifer Lopez become a judge on American Idol.

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SLACKERJACK – I Was Hungry But There Were Cannons

by Stuart Heritage

I Was Hungry But There Were Cannons has it all – hamburgers, cannons and northern voices. That’s all anyone really needs, isn’t it? Here’s how I Was Hungry But There Were Cannons works – you’re a man in a room full of hamburgers, and the only way to escape is to eat the required amount. [...]

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