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WEBTHUMP! 25 September 2009

by Josh Burt

10 – The greatest high school movies OF ALL TIME – Interestment 9 – Like Flight of The Conchords? Then you’ll love this! – Mychemicaltoilet 8 – Kirsten Dunst smiles all the way to court, the maniac – Popsugar 7 – Who wants to see some singy and dancey stuff? – Best Week Ever 6 [...]

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Seriously, I’m Totally Normal, Lies Angelina Jolie

by Josh Burt

It must be International Fibbing Week or something, because it seems like untruths are spilling from celebrities, like soup from bearded tramp’s inebriated spluttering mouth. Yesterday Posh Spice said something about not being remotely thin. And today, it turns out that Angelina Jolie has been insisting to OK! Magazine –  the UK’s least discerning showbusiness [...]

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Victoria Beckham DOES eat, alright! Now back off!

by Josh Burt

Being the stylish woman that she is, professional fashion designer, Victoria Beckham, graced London Fashion Week, as she had done with the New York version a couple of weeks ago. But, while in New York she was noticeable for her whorish orange get up, plus thigh high boots – as though she was trying to [...]

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New Michael Jackson Song Alert!

by Josh Burt

Hey, remember Michael Jackson? He was such a hip guy, with those zany dance moves, that massive afro, the pet monkey, and the video about the zombies. That’s how we like to remember him anyway. The latter version of the King of Pop rather resembled a melting clown. No one needs that image tattooed on [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Bomberman

by Josh Burt

Of course, in these paranoid, suspicious times, the once revered Bomberman now carries rather more political connotations. Is he a terrorist? Is he working for Osama Bin Laden? Why exactly is he bombing stuff? Time was when we wouldn’t be so damning of this cheerfully destructive chap. Look! He’s blowing stuff up! Funny little maniac. [...]

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Kevin Federline To Slim Down On Telly!

by Josh Burt

Sometimes, after a messy break up, it’s the broken woman who gets all of the attention. Just look at Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Whilst she was going commando in clubs and giving herself weird haircuts, very few people spared a thought for poor Federline – alone in a big house somewhere, playing Toxic over [...]

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American Idol? Ahh, Don’t Even Bother, Says Ex-Contestant!

by Josh Burt

Hands up who remembers Chris Sligh from American Idol. Anyone? No? Fine. To refresh your leaking memory he was the fat guy with the glasses, who made it through mainly because he had a moderately good sense of humour, which papered over the cracks of his rather less impressive singing voice. He looked like Jack [...]

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Gives Baby Normal Name! WTF??

by Josh Burt

Some people just don’t quite know how to correctly behave when they’re famous. Yes, we’re talking about you, Sarah Michelle Gellar! And you, Freddie Prinze Jr! Don’t try to hide away from our steely gaze. You both once had the world at your feet. For Christ’s sake, you could have been the next Tom Cruise [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 23 September 2009

by Josh Burt

10 – Was Mr King Fu’s death more than just a big sexy accident? – Popeater 9 – Hands up who wants to see a trippy pool table? – Geekologie 8 – Even good things can make you sick, thinks Cheryl Cole – Mychemicaltoilet 7 – All the hippest trendy-bendies were at London Fancy Dress [...]

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Megan Fox’s Body Doesn’t Convince People To Watch Movie!

by Josh Burt

Over the weekend, the latest Megan Fox movie opened for business, then whimpered its way through the first few nights, barely creating a ripple on the vast Hollywood ocean. Meanwhile the cartoon about meatballs caused a splash the size of Philip Seymour Hoffman high diving into a shot glass. What in hellfire is going on [...]

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