For those of you not keeping up to date with important fashion moments, it's New York Fancy Dress Week right now, and whether it has been deliberately scheduled to coincide with the anniversary of those terrible plane attacks, we're not sure.
One thing is for certain though, it's making for a fine distraction.
Just yesterday Victoria Beckham took the opportunity to wow the angular fashion world ? with their wedge haircuts, little moustaches, and hilariously small feet ? by turning up at a po-faced Vogue party, specifically Fashion?s Night Out at Bergdorf Goodman, dressed as an LA prostitute.Whilst other megastars like Rihanna, Gwen Stefani, the skinny Olsen Twin Towers, and Sienna Miller ? who once famously spent a few months enduring Jude Law?s enthusiastic tongue kisses, and gropy, smearing hands ? all chose to look demure and sensual, Mrs Beckham strode in wearing thigh high leather boots, a dress that stopped just short of exposing the upside-down McDonald?s M of her buttocks, and she may or may not have been chewing gum.
The dress, which comes in orange and ?leopard print?, was created by a gentleman fashion designer called Giles Deacon ? the big throbbing brain behind some men?s underpants and trousers at New Look a year or so ago. A man who also knows models like Agyness Deyn and probably Kate Moss. She's so cool, that Agyness Deyn ? she's the one with the massive hands, and long willowy arms. You know, the one who isn't Kate Moss or Lily Cole.
Posh Spice is in New York to launch a range of outfits on her DVB Collection, which apparently ?is another strong collection comprising of her signature style dresses as well as a few more edgy surprises.? By which they can only mean that she's mixed a variety of secretarial skirts and blouses with two or three unbelievably tasteless garments with the crotches cut out, and no room to house an entire woman?s bosom. That, in fashion speak, is what ?edgy? means.
The other great news is that she's also in the process of her cementing her place in the elite list of great celebrity perfumiers of the 21st century. A list which includes Jordan, Kerry Katona, and the late Jade Goody. Her fragrance is called Signature Story, which suggests that she plucked two random S-words from her husbands Oxford English Dictionary and thought they sounded really good together. Other possibilities included Subtle Suicide, Sorority Sunshine, and Strictly Shit. She made the right choice.
According to the right wing pamphlet The Daily Mail:
?She is feeling great,’ says a source. ?Just the right mix of nerves and excitement.?
That's brilliant news. Thanks a lot, ?a source?.
This was a guest blog from Josh Burt from Interestment, and mighty fine it is too.
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hoohaahee says
Incredible that a woman who can’t sing, is sub par educationally and has no talent of any kind could rise to be a multimillionaire with people actually writing “her” opinions in newspapers and magazines.
Certain people may find that kind of story “empowering” (the ones who bought Jordan’s ghost written “autobiography” I’d guess) but another way to put it would be “the glorification of talentless shite”
halo says
i think Jordan or Katie or whatever the hell her name is may have more talent than VB.
Or at least she less annoying that VB. Jordan is not annoying, she reminds me of every drunk girl in an NYC bar I can think of. Enteraining is all sorts of crazy ways.
eiyou guys can have Posh Spice back (really, please?), trade me a Jordan and we are all good.
Or at least we trade one headache for another