Hands up who remembers Chris Sligh from American Idol. Anyone? No? Fine. To refresh your leaking memory he was the fat guy with the glasses, who made it through mainly because he had a moderately good sense of humour, which papered over the cracks of his rather less impressive singing voice. He looked like Jack Osbourne. He also loved Jesus. Far more, it seems, than he loves American Idol these days. 

Writing on his blog, the tubby singer thought it high time he put paid to this ridiculous notion that a talent show will reap any kind of reward, as he…

Some people just don’t quite know how to correctly behave when they’re famous. Yes, we’re talking about you, Sarah Michelle Gellar! And you, Freddie Prinze Jr! Don’t try to hide away from our steely gaze. You both once had the world at your feet. For Christ’s sake, you could have been the next Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. But look at you, so totally normal, it’s disgusting. You’ve even given your child a standard everyday name – Charlotte Grace. Charlotte Grace? What the hell is wrong with you people?

As literally everyone else on the planet knows, if you’re going to…

10 - Was Mr King Fu’s death more than just a big sexy accident? – Popeater

9 - Hands up who wants to see a trippy pool table? – Geekologie

8 - Even good things can make you sick, thinks Cheryl Cole – Mychemicaltoilet

7 – All the hippest trendy-bendies were at London Fancy Dress Week. See them here – Popsugar

6 – Here’s some sexy actresses with tatts – Interestment

Over the weekend, the latest Megan Fox movie opened for business, then whimpered its way through the first few nights, barely creating a ripple on the vast Hollywood ocean. Meanwhile the cartoon about meatballs caused a splash the size of Philip Seymour Hoffman high diving into a shot glass. What in hellfire is going on here? The Megan Fox film is called “Jennifer’s Body”, it’s got Fox playing the part of “Jennifer”. Surely that makes it Megan Fox’s body, no? Who wouldn’t want to see a film about Megan Fox’s body?

The answer to that question is this: barely anyone. Especially…

Those Kardashian sisters, they’re really something. There’s Kim, who is famous for having an absolutely gargantuan bum, and was once in a homemade porno film with the soul music sensation Ray J, in which they spend a period of time with their tongues wrestling outside of their mouths like slugs on crystal meth. Then there’s Kourtney, who took a simple everyday household name like Courtney, but took away the “C” and replaced it with a “K”.

Plus, of course, there’s Khloe, who did a similar “C”/”K” trade off, and who – we are delighted to report – is getting married!…

Fans of Breakfast of Tiffany’s will remember the film for Audrey Hepburn smoking cigarettes through a pencil, and Hannibal from the A-Team experiencing a rather unruly tightening in his trousers caused by her character – a young starlet called Holly Golightly.

Or, you might just remember the awful 1996 pop song of the same name by a band called Deep Blue Something, which goes “… and I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? / And you said, yes, I remember that film / And as I recall it starred BA for the A-Team / And I said, no, actually it was…

So what if golf is played by the kind of smug cretinous goons who you would pretend not to notice were they getting ever limper under a dust cloud of ASBO fists on a late night bus – this game is amazing. It’s Golf. But it’s, like, Computer Golf.

All the same rules apply as with normal Golf – in that you use your stick to hit the gobstopper at the hole, or into your opponents face. Only, here you don’t have to dress up like a guffawing idiot who probably goes out for prostitutes when no one’s looking.

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David Hasselhoff used to have it all. The car that could talk, the hair that even made women jealous. Not to mention his smash hit drama series about disturbed young lifeguards trying to make it through life, without falling foul of the hideous daily flashbacks of having to hoik limp, dripping bodies from an angry ocean, or breathe air from their own beautiful lungs into the dribbling mouth of an old lady who thought she’d take up surfing. Damn it, the man made these sea police beautiful again!

Unfortunately, like Achilles with his rotten heel, The Hoff has a weakness – mainly being…