The main problem with famous people is that they have such trouble keeping their underpants on. Everyone’s at it these days. It’s all sex here, sex over there, more sex here again. Do an interview, have a bit of sex. Sing a song, then have sex. Go to an awards show, have sex with someone first.
The latest celebrity having sex with people who aren’t his wife is Mark Owen – the cute little gentleman from Take That. The one who looks like the main character in an imaginary?film called Hobbits – Lost in Miami.
Only, whilst the funny little people in that?movie would just?wander around looking confused and overawed by everything – even everyday?items like kettles, or ironing boards?- in real life Mark has been busily showing strangers his penis.
So, with that in mind, we thought it high time to list some famous people who DEFINITELY would not cheat on you if you got married…