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Go Bonkers, Khloe Kardashian Is Getting Married! Like, Now!

by Josh Burt

Those Kardashian sisters, they’re really something. There’s Kim, who is famous for having an absolutely gargantuan bum, and was once in a homemade porno film with the soul music sensation Ray J, in which they spend a period of time with their tongues wrestling outside of their mouths like slugs on crystal meth. Then there’s [...]

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Anna Friel Naked… For No Reason!

by Josh Burt

Fans of Breakfast of Tiffany’s will remember the film for Audrey Hepburn smoking cigarettes through a pencil, and Hannibal from the A-Team experiencing a rather unruly tightening in his trousers caused by her character – a young starlet called Holly Golightly. Or, you might just remember the awful 1996 pop song of the same name [...]

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SLACKERJACK – World Golf Tour

by Josh Burt

So what if golf is played by the kind of smug cretinous goons who you would pretend not to notice were they getting ever limper under a dust cloud of ASBO fists on a late night bus – this game is amazing. It’s Golf. But it’s, like, Computer Golf. All the same rules apply as [...]

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Oh Jeepers, Hoff’s Gone To Hospital!

by Josh Burt

David Hasselhoff used to have it all. The car that could talk, the hair that even made women jealous. Not to mention his smash hit drama series about disturbed young lifeguards trying to make it through life, without falling foul of the hideous daily flashbacks of having to hoik limp, dripping bodies from an angry [...]

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Weekend Box Office: Something About Meatballs Tops The List

by Josh Burt

Such is the rapid and worrying rise of the machines, that this week’s big hit at the pictures is completely animated, in a computer sense. That means that it was crafted by a gaggle of dweeboids in woolen Christmas jumpers, who are now more powerful than Jennifer Lopez and Guy Ritchie put together. This weekend [...]

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The Emmy Awards: Big TV Love-In Update

by Josh Burt

Like movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It’s only a shame that such wonderful nights out don’t stretch into normal jobs. We [...]

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Mariah Carey Uglies Up For Critics. And It Works!

by Josh Burt

Hollywood – it’s quite a place. And it takes some figuring out, with its crazy unwritten rules, and big fat men on phones calling the shots. But one trick that has surfaced over the last few years is that if you’re quite pretty and you want to be taken seriously in a film, you’ve got [...]

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X Factor Recap: Big Double Bill Action

by Josh Burt

And so it was the weekend when the big pulsating brains behind X Factor decided that they might as well do two shows in two days. That equals around three hours of hot singing action, plus judges comments. Dannii Minogue, fast receding into the background, has ceased to say anything of worth, and the occasional [...]

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Hello From Josh Burt, Guest Editor

by Josh Burt

Hello, erm, Hecklersprayers (?). With Stuart, your usual editor, away tending to other important business, I’ve been drafted in to man the site for a week, and you probably want to know who the hell I am. It’s a good question, and to shed some light on it, I’m a man with a beard, which [...]

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Posh Spice Sluts It Up In New York

by Josh Burt

For those of you not keeping up to date with important fashion moments, it’s New York Fancy Dress Week right now, and whether it has been deliberately scheduled to coincide with the anniversary of those terrible plane attacks, we’re not sure. One thing is for certain though, it’s making for a fine distraction. Just yesterday [...]

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