It’s Monday you morons! Time to find out exactly what your?favourite made up ?people are up to this week in Soapland! MADE UP? That’s right, it isn’t real but was invented by people called writers who, if the hecklerspray scribes are anything to go by are most likely soulless?villains,?sniggering at you from behind their laptops.
We know we are.
We’re off to Eastenders first for no other reason than we’ve spent all weekend licking our framed poster of Shane Ritchie, where Tyler gets well and truly battered in his first boxing match, organised by family member and complete bastard Michael.