Remember when we told you that Hugh Hefner’s son – Marston Hefner – had been roughing up a Playmate by the name of Claire Sinclair? Weird that someone who grew up in the Playboy Mansion should objectify a woman isn’t it?
We totally told you, you forgetful bozo.
Well,?Marston Hefner is not only a man who realises that there isn’t a first name that sounds good before the surname ‘Hefner’, but he’s also a man who has officially been charged with assaulting his (presumably former) girlfriend, who was a Playmate of the Year. Prison anyone?