by Stuart Heritage
Sam Lutfi has always been there for Britney Spears, although obviously by ‘there’ we mean ‘willing to secretly mash anti-psychotic drugs into her food’.
But the tide has turned now, and Sam Lutfi is no longer needed in Britney Spears’ orbit. And obviously by ‘no longer needed’ we mean ‘legally required to stay at least 250 metres out of it for the next month’.
Yes, Britney Spears’ friend and former sort-of manager Sam Lutfi has agreed to a new 30-day restraining order in order to hold off a permanent one. It’ll be hard for Lutfi to cope without seeing Britney Spears for another month, but that’s mainly because it’s only the dangerously mentally ill who can hold conversations with him without being distracted by his horrible half-beard that looks like a big hairy dribble.
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by Stuart Heritage
Poor Sam Lutfi – he’s spent his entire life trying to help Britney Spears by cack-handedly assisting her slide into troubling mental illness, and this is how he’s thanked?
The restraining order that Britney Spears’ mother took out on Britney’s former manager Sam Lutfi has been extended until at least the middle of next month, meaning that Lutfi is still not allowed within 250 yards of Britney Spears at any point in time.
The restraining order sounds like the most helpful thing to do in Britney’s current situation, but they’ll be sorry. When Britney Spears freaks her trip because her food doesn’t taste quite as much like anti-psychotic medication as it used to, who’s she going to run to? That’s right – Sam Lutfi.
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