Hugh Hefner is a man who has made his millions out of women. He likes to surround himself with the ladies too. Without his objects of lust (which can no longer ‘maintain’ itself), he’d surely wither away and die like a weed.
So, with that in mind, would it surprise you at all that Hef’s son – Marston Hefner – hasn’t got too high an opinion on womanfolk?
It has been reported that the 2011 Playmate of the Year has had to get a restraining order against Marston after he was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence. Hugh treats his women like princesses, provided they do as they’re told. Little Hef, it seems, likes to give the gift of violence. Maybe he’ll win a Grammy in three year’s time or something!
Marston Hefner was released from jail Monday after coughing up $20,000 in bail, according to police records. Reportedly, officers were called out to the apartment Marston shares with his girlfriend and got the cuffs slapped on him after she was found with minor injuries.
That’s according to a Pasadena police statement, rather than ‘a source’.
Even though the woman wasn’t identified in the police statement, we have put two-and-two together with the fact that Claire Sinclair got an emergency restraining order against Marston Hefner from police just after the incident and she just happens to be the 2011 Playmate of the Year.
It is worth pointing out that, legally, it isn’t clear if the temporary restraining order was granted. That doesn’t matter though because you’re completely distracted by the picture above and thinking ‘why on Earth would you want to upset that lovely looking lady with the legs and haircut?!‘
On her Twitter account, Sinclair wrote:
“There’s two types of pain in the world ? pain that hurts you, and pain that makes you stronger. All of your positivity is giving me strength.”
[INSERT CRUEL FAUX-POSTMODERN JOKE ABOUT ‘NO WONDER SHE GOT A SMACK IN THE JAW IF SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE THAT’ HERE]