Last week was exciting wasn’t it? Did you all get Valentine’s gifts and do that sex thing with someone?attractive? ?Of course you didn’t, you were all too busy trying to survive another week on Earth, like a load of spotty, overweight extras in a JJ Abrams movie.
So well done for not getting eaten by dinosaurs and let’s rush on and see what terrible things await you this week. Even if death isn’t on the cards, it’s going to be brutal.
Trust us. We’re all kinds of spooky.