50 Cent is the most aspirational human on the planet. Basically, he earns obscene amounts of money to rap, despite the fact that every time he opens his mouth, it’s like eavesdropping on a speech therapy clinic.
If Fiddy can get paid to rap, then you dear reader, can achieve absolutely anything you want if you put your little pea-brains to work.
However, Bifty Pent’s insane riches have landed him in a weird situation. See, some dorks decided to break into his house. You’re probably thinking they were in his palatial surrounds to steal things. Not so. What unfurls is like a Harold and Kumar script.