?Yippity flippity yo yo yo?, is a typical lyrical example from a 50 Cent track. Unless you thought he was just an American form of currency, he is in fact one of those gangster type of rappers who has gone through the same life changing career path as MC Foreskin Pickler.
Once they lived a life of hardship in the hood, but have now escaped their slums of a once crappy life for something more bling.
Fiddy will have also found more people offering to be his official ?toothbrush guarder? or ?substitute gardener?, or as they’re known on his tax form, ‘musicians’.
And now, our crazy Tweeting friend has moved in to other mediums such as books, tacky merchandising and possibly ballet.
Copying fellow rap fiend Eminem, 50 Cent has shown us his acting abilities in films portraying him as the hard bloke. Oddly, the American star has been given the green light to come over and invade one of the finest shows that has at least five domestic arguments per episode.
That's right, Eastenders.
After the appearance of Boris Johnson, Robbie Williams and David Walliams, the tube station of Walford has been open for pesky outsiders to have a greasy breakfast in Ian?s caf?. Sadly, 50 Cent won't be able to drag all his bitches and hos down to the Queen Vic after that bloody muppet Phil Mitchell went and reduced it to ashes.
So who do we blame for 50 Cent arriving in Eastenders, where he?ll look out of place, unless he decides to set up shop as the squares resident crack dealer?
Strangely, we don't have to turn to any London based musicians or even Bono for pulling a few strings. Look no further than Manchester United defender Rio ‘Bones Made From Glass’ Ferdinand who introduced him to the soap. Here, 50 Cent will have learnt the complete way of British culture, including the policy of living, working and socialising in the same place.
After all, the world is a big scary place. Speaking about the cameo appearance to The Mirror, he said:
“I really wanted Peggy to throw me out of her pub, but I didn’t get it organised quick enough and it’s too late now. I’ve performed with Eminem and Justin Timberlake, acted with De Niro and Pacino, had a guest spot on The Simpsons – in the US a sign you’ve made it to the very top, but I can’t fulfil my biggest showbiz dream.”
What 50 Cent will bring to the show is unclear at this point, after weeks of supposed negotiations; he is ready to make an appearance in the next six months. Below are the scenarios that will best fit 50 Cent.
– Appear as 50 Pence, a 50 Cent impersonator.
– Committing a drive by shooting in a clapped out Vauxhall.
– Slapping some sense in to the characters who deem it acceptable to shout all of their sodding lines.
– Getting in to a bar fight with Billy Mitchell after 50 Cent?s favourite snack of beef jerky goes missing.
So when does Rio jump out and shout “You’ve been merked, mayte!” at Fiddles Cent?