When speaking about childhood fears, many people mention the ominous ?boogie man?; or some other strange child-eating monster. This scaredy cattery is exacerbated by the ubiquity of masked bastards from horror movies. Some kids, on the other hand, fear real people like Carrot Top or that old woman who looks like a cat.
I fall into the latter category. However, mine is something of an unconventional choice; which makes it all the more terrifying. I don't even want to type the name, in case the person finds out and humiliates/murders me. I guess I have to though ?
Sharon Osbourne scares the shit out of me.