It must be rubbish being Justin Bieber. You’ve got all that money and people wanting sex with you, yet you’re no even old enough to get on the log-flume at the local fair.
Not to mention the fact that all your fans want your girlfriend to die.
Still, regarding the last note, things are evening up a little as Peru has kinda promised to kill the pint-sized singer when he plays at the National Stadium over there on October 17th. Bless Peru. Mad, mad Peru.