Lindsay Lohan is the light of our lives. Lindsay is the gift that keeps on giving. Lindsay is, absolutely, a special and unique snowflake. And, a delusional one at that. And we love her for it.
While you were selfishly living your life, abiding by the law and not doing cocaine, Lindsay was suffering. Suffering, we tell you. She’d been framed for going braless in the first degree and did 14 days in jail followed by 23 days of inpatient rehab (she may have also had a DUI in there somewhere too – we can’t remember).
Lindsay is not long out of rehab, and has already been spotted out and about, and has been in minor trouble with the police again. The actress, who we’re pretty sure used to – you know – act for a living, has also been on more magazine covers than you can shake a stick at. Before going to jail, she was on the covers of three men’s magazines, bikini-clad. Since getting out of rehab, she’s now on the cover of Vanity Fair.
For the magazine’s October issue, with the creative subtitle of ‘Lindsay Lohan: What Went So Wrong’, the 24-year-old sat for an interview and posed for cover shots as released on Tuesday morning. In her interview, Lindsay talks about her drug and alcohol use. Except, she doesn’t really admit anything. And, despite being caught with narcotics and driving under the influence on at least one occasion each, Lindsay insists she’s sober as a nun.
In one excerpt, from Vanity Fair‘s website, Lindsay tries to prove – using her words, like a big girl – that she’s not an alcoholic:
“If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking. I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them.”
See.
Moreover, we learn that Lindsay is both a sober and talented actress. The latter of these things we did not know. No clue.
She also insists, per an excerpt on The Huffington Post, that she is willing to give up the sauce for the sake of putting back together the shrapnel that is her career:
Despite everything, Lohan is confident in her acting abilities and future: “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress.” She says she’ll do whatever it takes to fix her party-girl image. “I want my career back,” she said. “I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway.”
This was a guest blog by Amy Grindhouse, who really is a special and unique snowflake
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