Bored In The USA: Bruce Springsteen Does The Super Bowl Nobody watches the Super Bowl for sport, so nobody knows if the Cardigans or the Teapots won yesterday. But they do watch the Super Bowl for one thing - boobies. Across the world yesterday, hundreds of millions of people tuned into to the Super Bowl to see who'd accidentally flop a knocker out during the halftime show. Sadly, all we got was Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen yesterday performed a Super Bowl halftime set that was as flat and lifeless as any in recent memory, and he's received lukewarm reviews for it at best. Plus, let's be honest, his tits are terrible.

Janet Jackson Launches Own Line Of Wardrobe Malfunctioning Lingerie The name Jackson has shifted meanings quite dramatically over the last few decades. In the seventies you’d know the Jacksons as that annoying bunch of kids whose songs were more infectious then the Ebola virus, while the eighties and early nineties saw Michael Jackson pull away and gain success on his own. Sadly MJ knackered things up towards the end of the nineties with “botched surgery” plaguing the Jackson name. Then at the turn of the millennium, things got worse as the tags “dodgy alleged child molester”, “rubber masked mo' fo'” and “strange reality show contestant” were thrown around.