Since Christina Aguilera flubbed the American National anthem at the Super Bowl, starred in the impressively eventless Burlesque and got arrested for being more drunk than Oliver Reed’s liver, she’s not been too much fun.
In fact, she’s been something of a bore. Instead of properly going off the rails, she’s turned into a little walking book of calm, sounding for all the world like a quack that appears on Geraldo or something.
And so, despite the fact we’ve all seen her boobs in Those ‘Leaked’ Naked Photos, Xtina decided to be incredibly serious and overwrought about the fact her tatas nearly fell out of her dress, repeatedly, while appearing on the show, The Voice.?
That’s right, Aguilera came *that close* to bearing all on US television after a near wardrobe malfunction. This all happened while she was promoting her new TV show The Voice, which looks pretty awful.
During the performance, her dress strap repeatedly fell down, leaving our warbling warbler to continually forcibly yank the thing up in an attempt to stop viewers getting their eyes poked out.
Christina, instead of playing it all off with a shrug and a laugh, said:
?Hey, if you want a career doing this, you have to roll with the punches?
Right, here comes the funnies, yeah?
?You know, you're going to have your highs and lows, but you keep going. And every single time you take that stage that's another opportunity for you to prove to not only the world, but to yourself, that you are stronger and [can] get up there a better person.?
Oh piss off.
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Maxuel says
Gee you’re a ray of sunshine. Some karma is probably going be catching up with you shortly. What goes around comes around. What did she do to you? At least she acknowledges that she’s been having a crappy time & somehow picked herself off the floor to star on a hit show, which is actually a refreshingly compelling show. (I couldn’t believe – I was expecting total crap). Not to mention she can still sing way better than pretty most of her peers. People mess up from time to time – give them a break dude. It’s not like she killed someone or made anti-Semitic jokes.
I would rather cut myself than write mean-spirited unfunny drivel like you for a living. You’re not exactly making a ‘positive contribution to society’. Nevermind.
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