Christina Aguilera hasn’t been having a fun time of late. For a kick off, she’s been in the film Burlesque, which was not exactly well received (it’ll be a future classic, like Showgirls, but for now, we’re all too busy sneering).
Then, there was the whole ‘Oops! Someone hacked me and leaked those grotty looking naked pictures to everyone!’ thing. What? You missed that. Click here then, you gigantic filth trouser.
Things seemed to have climaxed with her forgetting some of the words to the American national anthem at the Superbowl shortly after a divorce. That’d be surely it? Not a chance. Apparently, she’s a borderline alcoholic… and she’s been arrested for it too.