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Christina Aguilera To Perform 3 Hour Version Of National Anthem At Superbowl

by Mof Gimmers

Americans are funny aren’t they? They’re just mad about their stupid national anthem. Apparently, Americans sing it 78 times a day, just so they can feel more American! You would have thought that, by virtue of the fact that they’re American, they wouldn’t need to remind themselves so frequently. And one of the most notable [...]

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The Black Eyed Peas To Play Superbowl, Not That Anyone Cares Outside Of America

by Mof Gimmers

The Superbowl is one of the most peculiar spectacles on Earth. For a start, the whole world reports on it despite not even having the vaguest idea what is going on. Of course, the basic elements of American Football are incredibly easy to dissect. Get ball – score touchdown – wear helmet. However, elsewhere, it’s [...]

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Bored In The USA: Bruce Springsteen Does The Super Bowl

by Stuart Heritage

Nobody watches the Super Bowl for sport, so nobody knows if the Cardigans or the Teapots won yesterday.

But they do watch the Super Bowl for one thing – boobies. Across the world yesterday, hundreds of millions of people tuned into to the Super Bowl to see who’d accidentally flop a knocker out during the halftime show. Sadly, all we got was Bruce Springsteen.

Bruce Springsteen yesterday performed a Super Bowl halftime set that was as flat and lifeless as any in recent memory, and he’s received lukewarm reviews for it at best. Plus, let’s be honest, his tits are terrible.

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Janet Jackson Launches Own Line Of Wardrobe Malfunctioning Lingerie

by Matthew Laidlow

The name Jackson has shifted meanings quite dramatically over the last few decades. In the seventies you’d know the Jacksons as that annoying bunch of kids whose songs were more infectious then the Ebola virus, while the eighties and early nineties saw Michael Jackson pull away and gain success on his own. Sadly MJ knackered [...]

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