Christina Aguilera hasn’t been having a fun time of late. For a kick off, she’s been in the film Burlesque, which was not exactly well received (it’ll be a future classic, like Showgirls, but for now, we’re all too busy sneering).
Then, there was the whole ‘Oops! Someone hacked me and leaked those grotty looking naked pictures to everyone!’ thing. What? You missed that. Click here then, you gigantic filth trouser.
Things seemed to have climaxed with her forgetting some of the words to the American national anthem at the Superbowl shortly after a divorce. That’d be surely it? Not a chance. Apparently, she’s a borderline alcoholic… and she’s been arrested for it too.
Now, people who get arrested for being drunk usually smell of urine and can be found perched atop park benches fast asleep, or muttering slurred swear words on a bus somewhere. However, this is Christina Aguilera – she’s surely got a bit more class than that right?
Obviously that means could be found smelling or urine after drinking very expensive wine or Kristal.
Anyway, Xtina has been arrested on a misdemeanour charge in the wee-small hours while her boyfriend Matthew Rutler got cuffed for driving under the influence of alcohol.
Sources reckon that Aguilera was “extremely intoxicated” and “unable to take care of herself”.
That sounds like hecklerspray when we’ve had a few and we probably judge ourselves far more harshly than the people of America are currently tutting-up at the ‘Genie In A Bottle’ singer right now. And remember kids, America is amazingly judgemental about booze. It just shows you the levels of our own self-loathing.
Christina, apparently, wouldn’t have been arrested if her fella hadn’t been trying to drive around like a mad thing. However, sources claim that Aguilera’s friends and family have been trying to get her into a rehab for weeks.
Let us be honest here – it’s the most interesting thing Aguilera has done since ‘Ain’t No Other Man’. Good work. Resist rehab for a bit and go mental in public first.
We need you.
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Mithaearon says
Nice try Christina, Nice try, but Charlie Sheen has the celebrity getting of his face all covered already.