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Heidi Montag Isn’t Divorcing Spencer Pratt And Probably Making More Sex Tapes

by Mof Gimmers

The affairs of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are up there with the most boring of celebrity romances. These two non-entities simply exist, and that seems to be more than enough for you dribbling simpletons. Despite the pair being of no-fixed talent, they remain in currency by virtue of their combined stupidity. Pratt likes to [...]

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Total Dunderhead Spencer Pratt Gets Arrested In Costa Rica While Getting On A Plane With Loads Of Guns

by Paul Gibson

The world of celebrity is not unused to certain members of its population doing odd things. Take Danny Dyer for instance, suggesting that a woman deciding against a long-term relationship with a man is a legitimate excuse for face-murder. Or Lindsay Lohan, whose crazed mind believed that she would curry favour with a judge by [...]

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Spencer Pratt States Obvious And Apologises To Heidi Montag For Being An ‘Epic Douche’

by Mof Gimmers

Spencer Pratt is a thoroughly modern celebrity, in as much that, he’s famous simply because he’s a bit famous. He’s somehow managed to stay in our ears and eyes by making regular and annoying noises, like a child beeping the horn of his mum’s car whilst parked up outside the shops. Looking at him and [...]

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Heidi Montag Sex Tape To Bore Us All Limp

by Mof Gimmers

You know Heidi Montag don’t you? Sure you do! She’s that woman… y’know? The one who stands in shoes sometimes. The one from The Hills. The one who made an album for some reason. Yeah! That Heidi Montag! Now she’s cautiously scribbling something in crayon on her CV under the words ‘Brattish Slebritoid”. The words [...]

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Once Upon a Time, We Wouldn’t Care but Now, Montana Fishburne has Beaten Someone Up

by Mof Gimmers

She got fingered in a skin-flick and now, Montana Fishburne – daughter of Laurence Fishburne – is getting fingered in court after apparently beating the living shit out of someone in their own home.

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Gallery and Video of Montana Fishburne’s Porn Shoot

by Mof Gimmers

Poor old Laurence Fishburne. The only time he’s appearing in the news lately is next to salacious stories about his offspring having sex on film. Lovely. Never mind all those insanely famous films and Oscars and the like. We’re all talking about your daughter’s vagina. What’s more troubling is that his daughter looks a helluva lot like him.

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Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter Shoots Porn

by Mof Gimmers

Want to make it in the movies? Well, it’s a slippery pole to grab, as Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana is proving. Literally. That’s because ‘slippery pole’ in this case means oiled-up member as she wants to make a sex tape.

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Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tapes With Multiple Partners: Are You Shocked Yet?

by Amy Grindhouse

Kendra Wilkinson is full of surprises. Not as full as she is of B.S. – but she’s full of something alright. Kendra is the star of several sex tapes. Tapes, which according to reports, she tried to sell herself through a production company in 2008. Oh – did she miss that bit out in her [...]

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There Might Be A Rihanna/ Chris Brown Sex Tape, Upsettingly

by Stuart Heritage

Upset when Octomom turned down her porno because you can only get off by watching horrifying things?

Then this is your lucky day! Apparently the one thing worse than seeing a tape of a new mother having sex with eight men for cash – a tape of Rihanna and Chris Brown having sex with each other – actually exists and could be put onto the internet at any point.

Appalling, sure, but at the least the Rihanna sex tape might show us what Rihanna can see in Chris Brown, because it can’t be his manners. Or his voice. Or his stupid face.

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Lord In Heaven, It’s A Family Guy Sex Tape

by Stuart Heritage

Over the years we’ve been subjected to sex tapes by the gruesome likes of Gene Simmons, Colin Farrell and, in one particularly harrowing clip that we’ve never quite been able to scrub from our minds, Fred Durst.

But nothing – not even the hideous sight of Fred Durst pulling the camera round to his own face at the point of orgasm, could prepare us for this – it’s a Family Guy sex tape, and it’s possibly the most stomach-churning thing we’ve ever seen in our entire lives.

The above clip includes scenes of sex, anal sex, S&M sex, rimming, threesomes, topless rodeo, man-on-man-on-man-on-man action, incest, bestiality, gagging and simulated fellatio, whilst also throwing some force-feeding into the mix. It is, therefore, advisable that you don’t watch it at work, or after eating, or before eating. Or during eating for that matter. Especially during eating, now we mention it.

Over the years we've been subjected to sex tapes by the gruesome likes of Gene Simmons, Colin Farrell and, in one particularly harrowing clip that we've never quite been able to scrub from our minds, Fred Durst. But nothing - not even the hideous sight of Fred Durst pulling the camera round to his own face at the point of orgasm, could prepare us for this - it's a Family Guy sex tape, and it's possibly the most stomach-churning thing we've ever seen in our entire lives. The above clip includes scenes of sex, anal sex, S&M sex, rimming, threesomes, topless rodeo, man-on-man-on-man-on-man action, incest, bestiality, gagging and simulated fellatio, whilst also throwing some force-feeding into the mix. It is, therefore, advisable that you don't watch it at work, or after eating, or before eating. Or during eating for that matter. Especially during eating, now we mention it.
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