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Mila Kunis Is Desperate And Accepting Dates From Strangers On YouTube

by Mof Gimmers

Mila Kunis clearly doesn’t think much of herself. Her self esteem is so obviously low that even we, the troglodytes of the ‘spray hovel, can feel completely superior to her. That said, she did spend a bit of time between Natalie Portman’s legs in Black Swan, whereas we have to make do with photocopies of [...]

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Paris Hilton And Her Anonymous Penis Donor Have Parted Ways

by Michael Park

You remember Paris Hilton, don’t you? Come on readers. Try a bit harder. She’s that night vision girl that you’ve seen performing fellatio on a man with no personality. No? She’s tall… blonde… denser than the singularity of a black hole? No? Really? She’s the heir to the Hilton hotel chain and- frankly- if you [...]

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WWE’s X-Pac Won’t Be Watching Chyna’s New Skin Flick (Millions Of Lonely Teenagers Will)

by Mof Gimmers

Back in 2004, there was a video released of two WWE wrestlers going at it hammer and tongues. Seriously. Sadly for you weirdos, it wasn’t a ‘feature’ that starred Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair in a bath giving each other toe-jobs, but rather, a proper grotgramme that saw X-Pac and Chyna grunting at each other. [...]

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Demi Lovato Had A Hilarious Nervous Breakdown

by Mof Gimmers

Demi Lovato may well be a young, tender and impressionable woman, but we can all take great joy in her having personal issues because she worked for Disney and it is completely fine to mock anyone who came through its ranks. Why? Don’t ask us. We didn’t make the rules. Like Blue Peter presenters, if [...]

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Britney Spears’ Tour To Be Modern And Exciting Thanks To Nicki Minaj

by Mof Gimmers

Of late, pop music seems to have left Britney Spears behind. She’s looking slow, old and lacking in the vitality that once made her so much fun to have around. A string of disastrous romances, leaked druggy-looking videos and court cases have left Britney wobbling around with the grace of a mop bucket. And so, [...]

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Nicki Minaj And Rihanna To Save The World With Vague Lesbianism

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna is amazing in every single way. Just deal with it. We’ve tried to think of negatives concerning her, but ultimately, can’t. And she’s teamed up with the cartoon doodle of a human, Nicki Minaj. You know Nicki Minaj, right? She’s the one who looks a bit like a blow-up doll, as imagined by a [...]

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What’s This? Another Story About A Paris Hilton Sex Tape? Incredible!

by Mof Gimmers

Paris Hilton is the queen of a most modern section of fame, notably, the advent of the Célebutante. She’s famous simply by existing. Sure, her CV may read actress, TV star and singer, but really, she’s in the eye by virtue of vast wealth, being clueless and a sex tape. Concerning the latter, Paris is [...]

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Quite Why Demi Lovato And Ashley Greene Fought Over Joe Jonas Is A Mystery, But Bitchy Emails Were Exchanged

by Mof Gimmers

It doesn’t matter if you’re a vaguely famous human, you’re still a human. That means you’re still prone to being an unreasonable, ratty, snarky prick. Take troubled Disney star (we’re legally obliged to say that every time we mention her name) Demi Lovato for example. She’s been acting like a tool after being dumped by [...]

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We Will Pay Good Money For Demi Lovato Sex Tape Which Doesn’t Exist

by Mof Gimmers

Demi Lovato is something of a troubled star. For a kick-off, she’s religious. Secondly, she went out with one of the Jonas Brothers. It is little wonder that she ended up getting treatment for ‘emotional and physical issues’. A god-fearing woman who dry-humped with one of the most boring humans ever to walk the Earth. [...]

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Get Back Together Because No-on Else Will Have Them

by Matthew Laidlow

Celebrityland can often be a turbulent place, with all sorts of crazy stuff going on. For the humble person, it can sometimes be difficult to work out if it’s the PR machine going in to overdrive to drum up some publicity or it’s just a fake story designed to get idiots like us to report [...]

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