Question – what has four arms, one back door and goes on for 70 minutes? If you guessed Farrah Abraham’s ‘leaked’ sex tape, then you’d be right. Oh, and it’s also apparently worth nearly $1 million.
The ‘Teen Mom’ star has sold the rights to “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” to Vivid Entertainment for a seven-figure sum. Apparently she couldn’t think of a more appropriate or classy way to remind everybody that she’s a mother than in the title of her professionally produced porn flick that also hints at her favourite position.
Farrah reportedly wanted at least a “couple of million” for the tape that also stars porn star James Deen (who also co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in ‘The Canyons’, and so is well accustomed to working with twats). Presumably she reconsidered when every company that she met with had to google who she was.
“I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid,” Farrah told In Touch.
“I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future.”
‘Great mother’, here being defined as someone who sells her hoo-hah to the highest bidder.
Vivid Boss Steve Hirsch says: ”I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is, including stunning backdoor scenes. Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian, and we all know how her story turned out.”
Interestingly, it’s also possibly the first time that someone has said ‘stunning’ and ‘backdoor scenes’ in the same breath. As for the Kardashian comment, well it’s debatable as to whether that was meant as a compliment or not.
Farrah originally planned to market the tape as if it was a personal ‘keepsake’ had been stolen from her and sold, but that plan fell through when James Deen refused to go along with the story that he was dating the reality star. So as it turns out, there are some things that porn stars just won’t do.