Leave it! Two two’s naaah! Tulisa Contostavlos is fleeing the UK to hide away in the US after being repeatedly mocked over her sex tape with MC Ultra. Mainly because she doesn’t appear to be very good at giving gobbles.
The X Factor judge is planning to escape by heading to Miami to visit Terius Nash (or, The-Dream to you) who clearly doesn’t have the clout to be sarcastic about her sex tape and indeed, mustn’t have an internet connection like the rest of America.
So what’s The Female Boss (Female Nosh more like) saying about it all?
She wrote on twitter:
”As if I’m goin bed n @MrTeriusNash is bout 2 go on stage … tear it up G! see ya in a few weeks #STATESIDEBOUND”
Sources close to the former N-Dubz singer have advised that she should get her head down and lay low in America. Hur hur… ‘head’. Leeeave it!
A friend of the singer said:
”It has been the worst period of Tulisa’s life. She can’t face going outside.”
Worse than when she was poor, suicidal and looking after her sick mother? This is honestly worse? Really? It is pretty bad (she recently ran away from her private box at a Drake concert at London’s O2 Arena on Tuesday after it looked like the JLS lads might start teasing her – imagine! JLS thinking that you’re beneath them in some way!). LEAVE IT! Two two’s naaaaaah.
The friend added:
”The Drake gig on Monday night was a real struggle for her as she thinks everyone is laughing at her.”
And so, in America, where no-one has the internet and doesn’t ever watched leaked celebrity sex tapes, Tulisa will rest her weary shame and doss about while all this promotes her latest single for free.