Tupac Shakur wasn’t just one of the most average rappers to ever grace the mic. He was also a man who very rarely wore a shirt. He was really very, very keen when it came to showing off his grotesquely pumped up torso.
However, his family aren’t keen on the idea of another pumped up bit of his anatomy being aired for all to see as they’re threatening to sue anyone who publishes his sex tape.
Does this sex tape even exist? Seems so. And we’ve got ourselves a still from it with a disclaimer so no-one takes us to court.
Of course, the news that there was an inevitably disappointing sex tape was about to hit our brains saw something of a bidding war between smut vendors. However, Tupac’s family are vowing that this tape should never, ever see the light of day.
Presumably because it will tarnish his squeaky-clean image. If there’s one thing that Tupac didn’t do, like the other rappers, is shoot guns, smoke drugs and promote a life of murderous crime. He did swear a little though.
Yup, the rapper’s family have said that they “will sue anyone who tries to sell a Tupac tape.”
‘Pac’s mother – Afeni Shakur – has reportedly told her representatives:
“Get the legal team ready because we will not allow someone to put it out.”
Here’s TMZ providing the “photographic evidence” which supports the claim that this tape indeed exists. The tape itself, of course, allegedly shows Shakur getting his bits gobbled while he dances around and smokes what appears to be an exotic roll-up.
Money B of Digital Underground is also milling around, at one point, walking into the frame. Of course, Tupac being the kind soul that he is, apparently puts his arm around Money B, which is nice considering that his engorged member was on display while his little rapper eyes rolled around his soon-to-be-dead rap skull with pleasure.
Either way, this tape won’t do much damage to Tupac’s legacy… that’s because the huge number of dreadful posthumous releases have seen to that.
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