You remember Tupac Shakur don’t you guys? He was that vaguely famous rapper who everyone decided was really great because he died, rather than got good at rapping. In fact, he was a far better actor than he ever was at making music.
And this article does contain 2Pac on film and a little juice, but it’s not about lads getting into trouble and a DJing competition.
Nope. This is regarding a five minute tape that allegedly shows the rapper ? now dead – receiving oral sex from an unidentified woman while he sings and dances along to his own music. That’s not unusual at all. We all love listening to our own voice on tape while dancing around with our member inside someone’s mouth. Perfectly normal behaviour.
Apparently, the footage was filmed during a house party in ’91 and sees Tupac, with a drink in one hand and quite probably a joint in the other, having a nice talk with Money B from Digital Underground while the lady continues to chew his guts.
Of course, professional ambulance chasers TMZ.com are the people everyone is looking at to release the tape.
It goes without saying that Tupac isn’t the first celebrity to appear in a sex tape, but he’s definitely one of the first famous corpses to appear in video with his excitable glans on the go.
And what with Shakur being elevated to a falsely lofty position thanks to his premature death (see also: Kurt Cobain, Heath Ledger and Marilyn Monroe), there’ll be a whole load of interesting in seeing his famous wang getting some action.
We sincerely hope that this is the beginning of a new trend in posthumous sex-tape leaks, featuring people who can no longer blush when such a thing finds its way into the public domain.
That said, half the fun is the resultant squirming that greets every leaked nude and whatnot. All you need to know is that Tupac couldn’t rap for shit.
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kevin vaughn says
I agree with you that this shoudn’t be news. But are being serious about Tupac not being one of the greatest rappers, especially at that time? He spoke on every subject from poverty to politics and was great at it. In no way because of his death did that elevate his status. Come on man!
EssBen says
elevated to a falsely lofty position thanks to his premature death (see also: that warbling old slapper Amy Outhouse)
fixed it for you
From South Africa says
I take it you have written a few world renowned rhymes to be able to say TuPac couldn’t rap for sh#t. Don’t you find it surprising that a guy who couldn’t rap for sh#t is still being quoted and given props by today’s greats.
“I love my people do or die, but I wonder why, we can’t let each other fly”