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Scarlett Johansson Talks About Leaked Photos While World Just Wants To See More Boob Action

Do you want to see leaked (by us) naked photosets of the hecklerspray writers? Of course you don’t. Collectively, we look like the melted waxwork tit of a gentleman pensioner. Firm, young, attractive celebrities are a different matter of course! So when Scarlett Johansson accidentally ended up showing everyone more than intended, everyone exploded with [...]

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Readers’ Letters – Some Scripture For Bill Murray [Video]

by Michael Park

There’s nothing weirder than finding people who are so obsessed with something that they’re willing to go to any length of internet-based conflict in order to defend their nonsensical beliefs. It is a trait most often seen in fans of Muse, Twilight, INXS, Queen and, quite inexplicably, Larry David. There are few things that hecklerspray [...]

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Top 12 Celebrity Nude Photo Leaks [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

Filth. Absolute filth. That’s what today’s celebrities are. You wouldn’t get old, classy celebrities like Marilyn Monroe posing naked for photographs would you? Certainly not. She had self-respect. However, thanks to the wonderful technological advances of mobile phones and those cameras they’ve got built into them, we are now a planet of people capturing their [...]

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Finally! Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis’ Nude Photos Story!

by Mof Gimmers

Despite looking like an Eagle-Eye Action Man, Justin Timberlake is a very fancied man. This is because he’s rich, can sing, dance and… crucially… has a self-deprecating sense of humour. Oh, swoon. If only he’d grow his Pot Noodle hair out again. Mila Kunis meanwhile, is just really fit and went down on Natalie Portman [...]

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Readers’ Letters: In Which You All Dribble Over Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts [Video]

by Michael Park

Every week, we have the unfortunate task of picking our way through your crusted correspondence to find the most depraved, hideous scrawlings to put on the site for everyone to laugh at. This week, it was a little bit easier as our drooling mass of a readership left a slug trail right to some of [...]

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First Scarlett Johansson And Now Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba And Mila Kunis To Have Leaked Naked Photos?

by Mof Gimmers

So, by now, you will have seen or at least become aware that Scarlett Johansson had some self-shot naked pictures leaked yesterday. That’s right. We’ve all seen her T&A now. If you haven’t seen them (what have you been doing? Living in a cave?), click here and, no, they’re not safe for work. Legally, we [...]

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Wait! What? Leaked NSFW Naked Scarlett Johansson Photographs?

by Mof Gimmers

Chances are, you’re a human. Or thereabouts. If that’s the case, then there’s a very strong chance that you find Scarlett Johansson sexually attractive. If that happens to be true, then you’ll be thrilled to learn that pictures which appear to contain the Hollywood star with no clothes on, have emerged online. Yes. They’re over [...]

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Ryan Reynolds And Charlize Theron Are Dating To Become World’s Dumbest Couple

by Mof Gimmers

Ryan Reynolds – man that is made entirely of gym instructions – and Charlize Theron – a woman designed to occupy thongs – have apparently been dating for months, and were both so simple minded (much like cows in a field) that they forgot to tell anyone… including themselves. A source close to the pair [...]

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Sean Penn Runs Away From Scarlett Johansson Screaming ‘CLINGY’

by Mof Gimmers

It’s nice to know that, even though you’re widely regarded to be one of the most beautiful humans who ever walked this pathetic excuse of a planet, you can still be hugely flawed and make an idiot of yourself before someone you really, really fancy. We’re talking about Scarlett Johansson and her besottery with Sean [...]

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