Hey! Hollywood! Well done! You’ve done well by pointing out that some actresses are much prettier than others. Bless you for that. We really didn’t know who to approach the whole thing and you went and said.
Just like that. You just came right out and spoke without a care in the world.
Basically, you went and said that Scarlett Johansson was far too beautiful to play the role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo films. The girl playing her now? She must be thrilled and all set to burn those self-shot pictures she was going to leak all by herself, now that hacker is in prison.
David Fincher, talking to Vogue, begged for pity when describing the difficult casting process for Salander, and how girls were flown in from across the globe for the part.
How awful. It’s like working in a flooded mine.
He said Johansson was ?great,? but alas:
?The thing with Scarlett is, you can't wait for her to take her clothes off.”
Would you look at that statement. He just opened his mouth and out it came. Scarlett, you’re great and all, but just shut up and show us your boobs.
Fincher elaborated:
“I keep trying to explain this. Salander should be like E.T. If you put E.T. dolls out before anyone had seen the movie, they would say, ?What is this little squishy thing?? Well, you know what? When he hides under the table and he grabs the Reese?s Pieces, you love him! It has to be like that.?
And so, Rooney Mara is the lucky gal who Fincher wants to keep her clothes well and truly on because he fancies Johansson more and that she reminds him of a red-fingered alien.
Brilliant.
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Serge says
S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor
Bryan says
Serge, you seriously need to stop listening to the voices in your head.