Despite looking like an Eagle-Eye Action Man, Justin Timberlake is a very fancied man. This is because he’s rich, can sing, dance and… crucially… has a self-deprecating sense of humour. Oh, swoon. If only he’d grow his Pot Noodle hair out again.
Mila Kunis meanwhile, is just really fit and went down on Natalie Portman in Black Swan, keeping your underpant botherers in mucky daydreams for a lifetime.
However, the most exciting thing concerning this pair is the news that some nudes have been leaked a la Scarlett Johansson. Wanna know more? Course you do.
It’s believed that there’s a whole host of naked celeb photos out there with a ‘ring’ of people hacking into phones and email addresses, willing to share them with the world for seemingly no financial gain (you’d blackmail them wouldn’t you?).
And there was news that Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis were next on the hit list.
It’s been suggested via numerous sources that Timberlake sent Kunis a naked picture of himself, stood on a bed with – remarkably – a pair of Kunis’ pink knickers on his head.
Sadly, reps have said that claims are ‘entirely false’. It still won’t get that image out of your head though will it?
A statement says:
“At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails. The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false.”
The statement also stresses out that one of the images, claimed to be taken from Kunis’ phone…
“was in fact not from any phone but from an inactive email account that has not existed in three years. In regards to the other photos in question, they were never exchanged between the two parties.”
Wait. So there IS naked photos floating around then, right?
The reps continued:
“In closing, Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them.
“Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not have nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession.”
We’ll obviously have to sort that out immediately. We can’t have Mila Kunis living in this world without some disappointing penis photographs.
We’ll get on it right away.
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