Do you want to see leaked (by us) naked photosets of the hecklerspray writers? Of course you don’t. Collectively, we look like the melted waxwork tit of a gentleman pensioner. Firm, young, attractive celebrities are a different matter of course!
So when Scarlett Johansson accidentally ended up showing everyone more than intended, everyone exploded with excitement for three seconds before realising that seeing an actress in a state of undress isn’t at all peculiar.
Maybe it was catching her in a candid moment, naked as herself rather than a character, that got people wanting to ogle. Either way, she wasn’t happy and now, for the first time, she’s talking about it all. With her boobs out.
The FBI are apparently investigating claims of computer hacking, following the leaking of naked photos of various famous people. They talked to Team Spray, but no action will be taken against us because, after 30 seconds of talking to us, they realised we can barely work our own legs, let alone the technology needed to hack into someone’s phone or emails.
In an interview with CNN, Johansson said:
“Just because you’re an actor… doesn’t mean you’re not entitled to your own personal privacy”
“If that is sieged in some way, it feels unjust. It feels wrong”
But CNN wasn’t listening properly. They were thinking about Scarlett’s boobies and bum-bum.
She continued:
“I think there are certain instances where you give a lot of yourself and finally you have to kind of put your foot down’.”
Naked boob shaped feet, preferably.
Of course, now that we’ve seen Johansson in a state of nudlery, we’ve all moved on. She can feel as invaded as she likes because all eyes are now on Justin Timberlake and his Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis.
Apparently there’s naked pictures of those two about to drop and… well… that’s a treat for everyone with working eyeballs.
Unless of course you’re an Irish farmer who HATES nudity.
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