Religion is a fascinating thing isn't it? Whilst Christians, Muslims, Sikhs and the mentalist Scientologists all bicker over who is right, they are united by one thing ? practising terrible and archaic teachings.
Practically everything else in the world has developed and modernised, such as transport and communication. We reckon that if Jesus was alive today, he'd have been crucified on a wind turbine.
Whilst the Christian church hasn't asked us yet, we reckon we could pen a mean 2011 remix edition of the Bible, giving the holy book a connection with today's modern day mortal. As technical God, editor Mof could rattle off a load of ukulele based hymns whilst the rest of us try to work out how we?d cut the umbilical cord of a baby with a plastic fork. Once the finer details are ironed, feel free to Paypal us your ?150 membership fee. Until then, traditional religion will have to do, claiming another celebrity victim, Daniella Westbrook. Sorry, member.