Some people are just never happy now, are they? Especially when they’re called Katherine Heigl, it would seem.
For she who whines about everything in the world ever has seen fit to now whine about the thing that probably affects her worst of all. Yes, Katherine Heigl is complaining about Katherine Heigl.
Not in the same way hecklerspray has complained though, oh no – Katherine doesn’t like how she seems to have forgotten her religion, and she feels that she should be paying more attention to her spiritual side as a result.
If paying attention to the Mormon belief system she was raised with means that she might actually shut up for once, then we’re all for it. Maybe she’ll learn to stop whining too? It does seem to be something that only a god could accomplish, after all.
While we wait for the results of Katherine Heigl‘s spiritual re-awakening though, we still have to put up with her incessant complaints. At least with this most recent bout being about herself we can actually agree with her – it’s not like the frighteningly snotty comments she made about Grey’s Anatomy now, is it? Nor is it like the time when she nearly killed off her chances of starring in every Judd Apatow film ever made ever.
No – this is the kind of complaint that hecklerspray enjoys listening to. We do wish Katty had been a bit more critical of herself, and not just highlighted the fact that she’d fallen away from her religion over the years. Maybe if she’d referred to herself as ‘a stupid, sour-faced, whining bitch’ or ‘absolutely not the kind of girl any man with a brain would want to go out with, contrary to apparent popular belief’.
Instead she just went with these words – talking to anyone who would listen, Heigl whined:
“I’m not as disciplined about it as I once was, but I hope to find my way back as I get older and a little less selfish.”
She went on, even though there were probably very few people listening by this point:
“If I start going back to church I’d have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn’t be able to curse any more. I’m ashamed to say that I’ve got very lazy about it all.”
Maybe she’s saving those particularly strong gripes for her next outburst. Hopefully then she’ll ‘go a bit Britney’ and start trying to eat a car or something out of sheer rage for the world around her, vomiting out blood in a ferocious pattern of bitch-induced hatred. Or maybe she’ll just complain that the next film she’s in made her look too happy.
We can hope for the former, though the latter is a bit more likely to be honest.
In the meantime we can sit, wait and plan our template for the post when she does finally go over the edge – the headlines are brewing already: ‘Heigl Shoots Cat With Rocket Launcher: Video Inside!’ would be sure to make us at least a bit more popular.
Chant says
Is she still talking? Isn’t there a raftload of marginally attractive blond women who can successfully articulate the English language we could give her jobs to? Honestly, now. Pull the hook out of her mouth and cast her back into the lake from which she came. I hear the Cracker Barrel is hiring.
Revo says
Oh whatever. Give it a rest with the ridiculous Heigl bashing and find some proper targets worthy of attack. Her only crime seems to be having an opinion. Also those quotes are from like an interview months and months ago.
Manrulestheworld says
yes women with opinion kind of turn-off and plain boring. I would rather have celebs who did ‘secret’ porn video of themselves, or fuck herself brainless or do no string attached nudity in magazine spread. Now that’s more how women in Hollywood should behave not having to comment all the time when asked or not asked to. Women have to open their legs more often not their mouth. It’s evident with your own word “Instead she just went with these words – talking to anyone who would listen, Heigl whined” – you’re actually the stupid one who actually listened to her ‘whined’.
gir says
That’s pathetic. If I was going to act like a dumb misogynist, I’d do a lot better than saying women should just get naked and whatnot. Uninspired and boring.
TheJJMan says
This isn’t really a complaint. It’s not even HALF a complaint at all. She’s just talking about how she wants to be more religious. Also who the hell would want to star in every Judd Apatow film? That’s a step down if I ever heard one. I don’t see Seth Rogan getting any oscar or emmy nods. By the way be lucky that I even graced this pathetic site with my presence. Because in all honesty I’m surprised that you even got this many posts for your otherwise pathetic and idiotic site. Learn to write a proper article and post. And try to get readers and supporters who aren’t imbeciles and invalids.
Joke Police says
Goddammit we are lucky. SO VERY LUCKY.
I don’t see Seth Rogan (sic) getting any Oscar nods. But I do see him getting massively rich and famous. Well done Mr Rogan Josh.
Now go away. Very quickly.
euclid says
I feel anointed and blessed. The JJMan Himself
deemed us worthy of a post! We invalids, we of
imbecilic ability and intent, we the unwashed,
unshorn and unlovely. Smelly us. But lo did He appear
and write to enlighten our darkened miserable lives.
It is a glorious day, a bright shining and glorious day
in our invalid imbecile lives. I propose a Holiday.
We’ll make effigies of ourselves and burn them at the
altar of the JJMAN that he might shine ever brighter.
We are lucky, he informs us. I am lucked. Oh happy day.
And here, I thought he was just a boring piss widget.
I am so relieved to have been set straight. Oh, but one thing:
Heigl is a monster, a perfect american Monster whose
sense of entitlement blinds her to any of the virtues she
claims to aspire toward in her (laughable) religiosity.