Articles tagged with: Pictures
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Have Some Kids, Release Some Pictures: World Explodes
In the ongoing saga of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 'having some twins', you would probably think the ridiculous media hysteria couldn't get much worse. Well, you're wrong. Because they've finally gone and released pictures of the A-list couple's bundle of gametes - though fortunately there doesn't seem to be a Bono in sight. That would be too much. Popping up on Hello! and People over the weekend, the images show... some famous people with their newborn kids. Seriously - what did you expect? Hecklerspray hoped the photos would include explosions, a car chase et al, but those hopes were well and truly dashed on their release. Typical.
In the ongoing saga of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 'having some twins', you would probably think the ridiculous media hysteria couldn't get much worse. Well, you're wrong. Because they've finally gone and released pictures of the A-list couple's bundle of gametes - though fortunately there doesn't seem to be a Bono in sight. That would be too much. Popping up on Hello! and People over the weekend, the images show... some famous people with their newborn kids. Seriously - what did you expect? Hecklerspray hoped the photos would include explosions, a car chase et al, but those hopes were well and truly dashed on their release. Typical.
Look! Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince STATIONERY! Squee!
It's no exaggeration to say that Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince will be regarded as the pinnacle of mankind's achievement forever. We're so excited about Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince that we're literally ticking off every second until its release on a giant blackboard, plus we've started to physically assault anyone we see who a) isn't talking about Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince or b) doesn't look like they're thinking about it. Even if they're old. That's how much we care. So imagine how delighted we were when we got sent images of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and that old wizard bloke (Gandalf?) taken from a brand new range of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince stationery. How delighted were we? Boner delighted! And you will be too, provided you're sexually aroused by the sight of a) stationery and b) schoolboys. But who isn't these days, huh?
It's no exaggeration to say that Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince will be regarded as the pinnacle of mankind's achievement forever. We're so excited about Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince that we're literally ticking off every second until its release on a giant blackboard, plus we've started to physically assault anyone we see who a) isn't talking about Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince or b) doesn't look like they're thinking about it. Even if they're old. That's how much we care. So imagine how delighted we were when we got sent images of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and that old wizard bloke (Gandalf?) taken from a brand new range of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince stationery. How delighted were we? Boner delighted! And you will be too, provided you're sexually aroused by the sight of a) stationery and b) schoolboys. But who isn't these days, huh?
Tough Hard Rapper Rick Ross Deeply Regrets Responsible Past
Rappers are often strong, bold men with a ghetto-earned prowess and a serious set of skills when it comes to rhyming various words with other various words. They are forged in the harsh fires of the slums, where, before their big breaks, they are forced into lives of crime to support themselves and sometimes their over two dozen children. A former penchant for illegal drug sales is a popular topic they often thrown into verse. Also, many of them often sing about a strong desire to enforce laws along side the man, and move inmates from cell block A to cell block B. In one case this appears to actually be true. Rick Ross, an extraordinary rapper that we have never before heard of, used to be a prison guard. A photo of him in uniform has leaked – and he is denying absolutely everything.
Rappers are often strong, bold men with a ghetto-earned prowess and a serious set of skills when it comes to rhyming various words with other various words. They are forged in the harsh fires of the slums, where, before their big breaks, they are forced into lives of crime to support themselves and sometimes their over two dozen children. A former penchant for illegal drug sales is a popular topic they often thrown into verse. Also, many of them often sing about a strong desire to enforce laws along side the man, and move inmates from cell block A to cell block B. In one case this appears to actually be true. Rick Ross, an extraordinary rapper that we have never before heard of, used to be a prison guard. A photo of him in uniform has leaked – and he is denying absolutely everything.
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince! New Pictures! Walls!
The most enduring scene from Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is undoubtedly when Harry leans against a wall and looks a bit blank for a while. Which is why we're so thrilled that the scene looks set to make it to the forthcoming movie adaptation of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, judging by the newly-released images from the film. It's been captured perfectly - Harry Potter is there, the wall is there and - best of all - the blank look is there! Let's hope the filmmakers do as much justice to the Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince scene where Ron Weasley scratches his cheek briefly! We're so excited! Oh, we're just kidding - about the wall-standing, thing, that is, not about not being excited about Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. Although we're not. However, photos from the movie are starting to crop up all over the internet. Cinematical has the wall-leaning shot and one of Zack from Saved By The Bell talking to Liam Gallagher, while BlogHogwarts has shots of Harry Potter looking in a drawer, holding a book and sitting around a table, with a shot of Liam Gallagher looking all ticked off at Zack from Saved By The Bell. It looks epic. Seriously, never mind the kerfuffle about Harry Potter kissing a girl in the last film - Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince looks set to have all the controversial book-holding, drawer-looking, wall-leaning action you could ever wish for! Fasten your seatbelts everyone! More Harry Potter images after the jump...
The most enduring scene from Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is undoubtedly when Harry leans against a wall and looks a bit blank for a while. Which is why we're so thrilled that the scene looks set to make it to the forthcoming movie adaptation of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, judging by the newly-released images from the film. It's been captured perfectly - Harry Potter is there, the wall is there and - best of all - the blank look is there! Let's hope the filmmakers do as much justice to the Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince scene where Ron Weasley scratches his cheek briefly! We're so excited! Oh, we're just kidding - about the wall-standing, thing, that is, not about not being excited about Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. Although we're not. However, photos from the movie are starting to crop up all over the internet. Cinematical has the wall-leaning shot and one of Zack from Saved By The Bell talking to Liam Gallagher, while BlogHogwarts has shots of Harry Potter looking in a drawer, holding a book and sitting around a table, with a shot of Liam Gallagher looking all ticked off at Zack from Saved By The Bell. It looks epic. Seriously, never mind the kerfuffle about Harry Potter kissing a girl in the last film - Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince looks set to have all the controversial book-holding, drawer-looking, wall-leaning action you could ever wish for! Fasten your seatbelts everyone! More Harry Potter images after the jump...
Hugh Grant, Liz Hurley & Arun Nayar Win A Load Of Lawsuit Cash
If you see Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley, you're bound to want to take a picture of them. That's just basic logic at work - your choices are essentially limited to taking a picture of Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley or approaching them and saying "Hi, I really loved you in Music And Lyrics/ Passenger 57." And only the very worst kind of pathological liar would think to do that last one. But wait - don't go taking pictures of Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley without their permission, because they'll sue you and win £58,000, which is what happened yesterday after a photo agency took their picture on holiday. The moral of this story is that Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley value their privacy, although clearly not enough to stop making films and doing modelling jobs. Even though everyone sort of wishes they would.
If you see Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley, you're bound to want to take a picture of them. That's just basic logic at work - your choices are essentially limited to taking a picture of Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley or approaching them and saying "Hi, I really loved you in Music And Lyrics/ Passenger 57." And only the very worst kind of pathological liar would think to do that last one. But wait - don't go taking pictures of Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley without their permission, because they'll sue you and win £58,000, which is what happened yesterday after a photo agency took their picture on holiday. The moral of this story is that Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley value their privacy, although clearly not enough to stop making films and doing modelling jobs. Even though everyone sort of wishes they would.
Robbie Williams Gets Snapped Looking Even Beefier
From Dietpixie - Robbie Williams - remember him? Yep, that bloke who once used to be in Take That, who left and became really successful, but then faded away again and now we never hear from him? Well, the very same Robbie has been papped at his LA home, lounging by the pool with his ...
From Dietpixie - Robbie Williams - remember him? Yep, that bloke who once used to be in Take That, who left and became really successful, but then faded away again and now we never hear from him? Well, the very same Robbie has been papped at his LA home, lounging by the pool with his ...
Inevitable Miley Cyrus Underwear Pictures Finally Hit Web
Oh come on, mucky internet Miley Cyrus pictures were always an inevitability - she's both a tween star and a country singer's daughter, for god's sake. So don't act all surprised now that a set of photos of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus yanking down her top to show off her bra and rolling around on a boy's lap in just her underwear have emerged. And don't act all alarmed either - although admittedly it's not perfect role model behaviour, Miley Cyrus is a normal teenage girl, and this is what all normal teenage girls do. Wait, no, actually that's wrong - what we meant to say there was that this is what all normal teenage girls do in the minds of creepy old yellow-toothed men who hang around school gates at playtime and faintly smell of stale semen. But that's close enough. Congratulations Miley Cyrus! You're living the dream!
Oh come on, mucky internet Miley Cyrus pictures were always an inevitability - she's both a tween star and a country singer's daughter, for god's sake. So don't act all surprised now that a set of photos of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus yanking down her top to show off her bra and rolling around on a boy's lap in just her underwear have emerged. And don't act all alarmed either - although admittedly it's not perfect role model behaviour, Miley Cyrus is a normal teenage girl, and this is what all normal teenage girls do. Wait, no, actually that's wrong - what we meant to say there was that this is what all normal teenage girls do in the minds of creepy old yellow-toothed men who hang around school gates at playtime and faintly smell of stale semen. But that's close enough. Congratulations Miley Cyrus! You're living the dream!
Old/New 1972 Elvis Photos Lost/Found
Everyone knows that Elvis is dead. We think it's because he fell off a train or something. He was fumbling for a twinkie and grabbed way past his point of balance. He glided for a few feet with his jumpsuit wings, but he wasn't good at steering and smashed into a light post. Over the next five minutes his neck was snapped in two. Not from the train - he was just gliding really slow. If you didn't already know, we're sorry to have to break it to you. The king is dead. Don't worry though because he lives on in pictures. New pictures. That's right - brand new pics of the king have emerged. They may or may not have titles like Elvis: Sweating With Resolve, Elvis Picking Things Off His Skin or Elvis Gliding Into A Lamp Post/Goodbye Elvis. That last one we find offensive. Careful how you name stuff, photographer.
Everyone knows that Elvis is dead. We think it's because he fell off a train or something. He was fumbling for a twinkie and grabbed way past his point of balance. He glided for a few feet with his jumpsuit wings, but he wasn't good at steering and smashed into a light post. Over the next five minutes his neck was snapped in two. Not from the train - he was just gliding really slow. If you didn't already know, we're sorry to have to break it to you. The king is dead. Don't worry though because he lives on in pictures. New pictures. That's right - brand new pics of the king have emerged. They may or may not have titles like Elvis: Sweating With Resolve, Elvis Picking Things Off His Skin or Elvis Gliding Into A Lamp Post/Goodbye Elvis. That last one we find offensive. Careful how you name stuff, photographer.
