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Scarlett Johansson Talks About Her Leaked Boobs [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! You probably don’t remember this, but a while ago, Scarlett Johansson got her emails hacked and some nudey photos of her ended up online and a couple of people got to see her bottom and busters. It probably didn’t seem like much of a big deal to you and you certainly wouldn’t have kept [...]

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Lindsay Lohan: Leaked Playboy Nudes, Down $10k, And Threatening To F***ing Kill Someone

by Mof Gimmers

Good ol’ Lindsay Lohan. She’s spectacularly hapless isn’t she? You could leave her on an infinitely smooth surface, devoid of any life and, somehow, she’d still end up getting arrested with illegal articles about her person. She’s a godsend for pondscum like us. And now, tremendously, she’s threatening to kill people and missing $10,000 from [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Bares Her Soul In Pink Glittery Pen Over Heath Ledger

by Mof Gimmers

Everybody knows that, if you want to really, really, really convey gravitas, pink pen is the way to do it. Suicide note? Pink pen. Will? Pink pen. Dear John letter? Pink pen. First draft of Mein Kampf? Pink pen, preferably glittery. And so, it has been discovered that Lindsay Lohan’s journal is written in the [...]

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Have A Look At The Leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover If You Want

by Mof Gimmers

It’s good to be writing trash about Lindsay Lohan again. For a moment, it looked like she was going to start being well-behaved and no-one wants that. Premature death, arrest, drug-use – all those things are fine. Being a goodytwoshoes? Who cares? And since she got her ankle tag off, she’s been doing a nudie [...]

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Robert Pattinson Would Bore Himself To Death For Love

by Michael Park

Master of snoozemonies (sorry) Robert Pattinson has said that he would lay down his life if it meant saving the ones he loved. The news comes as hundreds of sharpened spears were found at the home of anti-Twilight campaigner Allan Thorneyflat. The star of Twilight and forgettable footnote in the Harry Potter series claimed during [...]

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Olly Murs Has Never Seen Caroline Flack Naked Because They Did It With The Lights Off

by Michael Park

Pop scamp Olly Murs has insisted that there’s nothing going on between him and his Xtra Factor co-host Caroline Flack despite there OBVIOUSLY BEING SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN HIM AND HIS XTRA FACTOR CO-HOST CAROLINE FLACK. The Ex-Factor (hur hur) runner up has flatly stated that his flirty relationship with Ms. Flack is just that. Flirty [...]

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HecklerPlay Review: Yuck In Manchester

by Si Sharp

Effortlessness is of course the cornerstone of cool. That’s why the Chesterfield hanging out of the corner of James Dean’s mouth is better than the Benson being desperately tugged on by the 14 yr old on the corner of your street. It’s why more guitarists want to be Hendrix than Angus Young. It’s why every [...]

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Nancy Dell’Olio To Get Her Bits Out & Ruin Playboy For Everyone

by Kris Silver

There’s nothing better than a nice antique leather chair to help you relax after a long day at work. Well, this theory may be put to the test with the announcement that Nancy Dell’Olio is to pose naked in an upcoming edition of everybody’s favourite spunk-rag, Playboy. The Strictly Come Dancing star is apparently really [...]

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Finally! America Has Come To Make Doctor Who Brilliant!

by Mof Gimmers

Doctor Who has always been a quirkfest, with machines that don’t work properly, stupidly long scarves, baddies that look like bits of tinfoil and something preposterously called ‘a sonic screwdriver’. Really, The Doctor is, of all the heroes, the most nauseatingly twee. He’ll be playing a bloody ukulele next. A sonic ukulele no doubt. Anyway, [...]

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Marc Jacobs Perfume Advert Might Have Made A Child Look Sexier Than It Should Have

by Matthew Laidlow

Fashion designers are a funny breed aren’t they? No other profession is full of characters that are religiously followed and praised for their movements. Do you monitor the work your local builder does? Course you don’t you arrogant tool. Do you keep up to date with what a professional footbal- oh. All you have to [...]

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