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Pop Promos: Noel Gallagher Makes A Road Movie

by Lauren Mullineaux

This column is coming to you now because it’s Christmas and that’s a time of giving and moral empathy and we couldn’t not share our joyous life with you. None of these videos are real, we hope you realise that, they are mere clip shows of the fragments of our fabulously wealthy lives where nobody [...]

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Pop Promos: Black And White Stuff

by Lauren Mullineaux

Phones are still being hacked, seriously?  That’s so twenty minutes ago. Hasn’t this Steve Coogan guy and some woman called Sienna Miller had their fifteen minutes? Someone told us that’s all we’re allowed and we intend to use ours for more than pissing and moaning. We intend to use ours to inflict unflinching, often nauseating, [...]

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Pop Promos: Apathy, Tits And Guns

by Lauren Mullineaux

Michael Jackson, Jodie Marsh, Conrad Murray, economic downturn, Steve Jobs, Blackberry breaking forever due to the incompetence of everyone in Slough, X Factor being a bit more rubbish this year, Beyoncé not being pregnant, and Rihanna being a babe. These are the majestic wide reaching array of things that have happened over the weeks that [...]

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Pop Promos: Coldplay + Rihanna = More Exciting Than A Hurricane!

by Lauren Mullineaux

Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are… oh you get the point, but how exciting is that?  It’s undoubtedly going to be the best track of the past twenty years and will appeal to every human on earth because, [...]

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Pop Promos: Nevermind The Mercurys, Here’s The New Releases

by Lauren Mullineaux

We’re fairly sure something ‘big’ has happened this week, but remembering what that is, is killing us. It may have in fact just been the Mercury Music Prize, but we lost interest in that the second that feather-headed, bed sheet wearing, double barrel named, ‘artist’ won. No, news has happened this week right? Is Gaddafi [...]

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Pop Promos: MTV VMA Nonsense

by Lauren Mullineaux

After a massive two week hiatus from informing you about the ever ridiculous world of moving musical pictures we thought we’d make a slamming come back with a hard hitting new story on the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, known to you acronym friendly internet users as the VMAs. A weekend of vodka and bacon [...]

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Pop Promos: The Week We Champion Busted’s Charlie Simpson

by Lauren Mullineaux

We’re knocking back the £2 sparkling wine and watching the world burn, so excuse anything that is said from here on in, We don’t even condone our own views on a regular day, so just take it all in its stride. If you’re just popping by to check out some celebrity gossip on your way [...]

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Pop Promos: Kasabian Go Nu Metal. No Seriously

by Lauren Mullineaux

Is it just us or have music videos had a sudden resurgence since we started writing about them? I mean NME just got a bloody specialist video website…the thunder stealing pixies that they are. We’d do that if we had servers and lackeys and energy and all those other things that make productive people and [...]

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Pop Promos: Smoking In Black And White Is Cool

by Lauren Mullineaux

The VMA’s were announced recently and they weren’t very good, so MTV promptly arranged for the news to continue playing its greatest hits. While the world continues to spiral out of control, as we get ever nearer to the day of reckoning, we thought we would burn your eyes with some terrible videos that MTV [...]

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Pop Promos: New Music Videos – 19th July 2011

by Lauren Mullineaux

Does anybody actually like music anymore? It seems that not only audiences and the business men have given up on it, but musicians themselves. Literature and art, real art that involves more than computers, have movements with the words ‘modern’ and ‘post’ often involved, the music industry in comparison is just a retrospective of its [...]

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