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On the other hand if you're a regular reader of whatever this is, then we apologise for that and also the fact that this comment on the state of music videos is usually very off topic and we thank you for being so loyal. So, ladies, gentleman, and hooded youths here?s a true ballad for you.
Look it's over six minutes and everything and it's by one of those cool bands that don't even have an album out yet.? Also it's like ironic because the singer is a boy?and they're called Girls, get it? The longest video in the world features a really shiny American car, a Mustang for you sticklers, and it drives around looking for what appears to be a drug dealer when you eventually see him, yes we have a stereotype! Hello.
If you click this expecting to find a video of Girls vomiting then we're really very sorry, this has happened to many a fine person. You will though get to hear a lovely song and see a man that looks like, and wishes he was, Kurt Cobain, but isn't. Not that this is a hindrance, for Girls are a good band.
Apparently other people have released some music videos this week too, but we really don't see the point after those moody shots of a nice red car, can things ever be that good again?
No, no they can't, not even for a Mercury Music Prize nominee. Wild Beasts have understandably bleeding hearts, but Ghostpoet needs to sort himself out pronto and prepare to lose to a man called Tinie or a wildebeest called Adele, either way it's a tough situation for anyone to find themselves in.
His new single ?Liiines? is a lovely little number; much like the majority of his work; yet a dull, ridiculously idiotic video makes it much duller than it was ever intended and leaves you feeling hateful towards anyone who is shown painting a room red and then standing in a corner that is left grey.
Just note, for future reference musicians, it’s okay to be creative. If you really want you can watch that one over at this establishment.
Sticking it to the man and you stoopid kids after you burnt down the PIAS Warehouse, is Charlie Simpson who laughs in the face of danger and throws some money around; lucky for you his debut album will still be available very soon.? Unluckily for you we just realised he has already released two singles and we are now going to tell you all about the videos.
First up is ‘Parachutes’ in which Charlie ?Eyebrows? Simpson explores his two sides through a sandwich board. His two sides are his ?people still think I'm in Busted and my life is great? side and ?I'm so sad we split up? side. They are very different sides to an emotionally complex man. It's actually not a bad video, but since we want to stay cool you can just insert your own ?we all hate Charlie for breaking up the band- comment here and we?ll leave it at that yeah? Great.? Oh if you just watch his legs, it makes your face hurt.
After this is ‘Down Down Down’. Here Charlie gives the impression that he is aiming for some sort of genre or ?style? but even he is unsure what this is, so he wears a lilac blazer instead and pretends to play the acoustic guitar. It's in the woods and is a bit like that thing you might have heard of called ?Folk?, but not really. Do what you want our nights sorted, see you at the gig.
Stupid pop videos. They made our brain melt.
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