We've all seen those seatbelt adverts where a car crashes and the seatbeltless passenger gets turned into a mound of whimpering goo - but imagine if that mound of goo was Miley Cyrus.

You'd be distraught, wouldn't you. Miley would have left this world leaving us with only two albums, a slightly annoying TV show and a 3D movie of a concert to remember her by. And that could have been the case after a scene from the Miley Cyrus movie clearly showed Miley Cyrus and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus riding around in a car without a seatbelt on.

But now Billy Ray Cyrus has publicly apologised for their lack of caution. That's not enough, though - we'll only rest when Billy Ray Cyrus wears a seatbelt all the time, even when he's walking around his house or going to the toilet. And if the belt could be wound around his mouth or neck, then that's even better.

What with all the naked pictures and teenage pregnancies, the world of children's TV has never resembled a grubby diseased whore-pit more closely than now.

But one name has managed to rise above all the trouble like some sort of wonderful teenage angel from heaven - Miley Cyrus. But not any more.

Fans have caught Miley Cyrus doing something so disgusting, so downright immoral and depraved and - yes, we'll say it - evil that it's left her army of adoring supporters reeling in horror. That's right - someone saw Miley Cyrus riding in the back of a car without a seatbelt on. No, that's not a euphemism for unprotected sex - Miley Cyrus actually didn't wear a seatbelt in the back of a car once. What a bitch.

Hannah Montana, or Miley Cyrus as she's known in real life, isn't actually called Miley Cyrus - she was born with the name Destiny Hope Cyrus. But Miley Cyrus isn't called that now, either.

Sorry, that was confusing. Look - Miley Cyrus, who plays Hannah Montana in the TV show Hanna Montana, has just changed her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus to Miley Ray Cyrus because her Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus and everyone called her Miley Cyrus anyway and she liked the 'Ray' part of her Dad's name.

There, that's cleared all the confusion up.

Miley Cyrus - the girl who plays Hannah Montana in the self-titled Disney Channel show - has dramatically been found to use a body double in her live shows.

And the news that Miley Cyrus is replaced each night for one or two minutes so she can quickly get changed has sent shockwaves around the preteen entertainment world. Rightly so, because the Hannah Montana body double bombshell is easily the most outrageous thing to happen to teenage female stars of American kids' TV shows for years.

Apart from, you know, that one who took naked pictures of herself. And, um, the one who got pregnant.